1 00:00:46,755 --> 00:00:49,006 This is how every Rex O'Herlihan movie 2 00:00:49,007 --> 00:00:51,509 ever made always started. 3 00:00:51,510 --> 00:00:53,761 It was the same every time. 4 00:00:53,762 --> 00:00:56,389 And they made 52 of them in all 5 00:00:56,390 --> 00:00:59,893 between the years 1938 and 1947. 6 00:01:11,947 --> 00:01:13,031 Sounds like trouble. 7 00:01:19,371 --> 00:01:24,376 On, Wildfire, on! 8 00:01:54,156 --> 00:01:55,156 Hyah! 9 00:02:09,463 --> 00:02:11,672 1947 was the year 10 00:02:11,673 --> 00:02:13,674 the lights sorta went out for Rex. 11 00:02:13,675 --> 00:02:16,719 Yeah, he never did much after that. 12 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:18,888 Always made me kind of wonder 13 00:02:18,889 --> 00:02:21,807 what one of these B Westerns would look like, 14 00:02:21,808 --> 00:02:24,186 you know, if they still made them today. 15 00:02:47,709 --> 00:02:51,672 Uh, on, Wildfire, on! 16 00:02:53,423 --> 00:02:55,216 In the first place, 17 00:02:55,217 --> 00:02:57,969 the bad guys probably wouldn't all be such cowards. 18 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:05,477 Rex probably wouldn't be so damn perfect all the time. 19 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:32,045 Oh. 20 00:05:27,786 --> 00:05:30,038 Root's beginning to work. 21 00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:40,173 ♪ The prairie sun has kissed the day goodbye ♪ 22 00:05:40,423 --> 00:05:41,258 ♪ A-ooh ♪ 23 00:05:41,259 --> 00:05:43,093 Yeah, it's definitely kicking in now. 24 00:05:43,927 --> 00:05:48,932 ♪ The wind behind me sounds like it may cry ♪ 25 00:05:50,141 --> 00:05:51,141 Here we go. 26 00:05:52,686 --> 00:05:56,522 ♪ Now I hear the lonesome whistle ♪ 27 00:05:56,523 --> 00:06:01,528 ♪ Of a quail ♪ 28 00:06:01,570 --> 00:06:04,905 ♪ As I ride alone ♪ 29 00:06:04,906 --> 00:06:09,870 ♪ Along the tumbleweed trail ♪ 30 00:06:10,745 --> 00:06:12,913 ♪ The road ahead is as endless ♪ 31 00:06:12,914 --> 00:06:17,919 ♪ As the one I've left behind ♪ 32 00:06:20,255 --> 00:06:24,633 ♪ But there are no ties to hold me down ♪ 33 00:06:24,634 --> 00:06:28,971 ♪ Because I was born the drifting kind ♪ 34 00:06:28,972 --> 00:06:33,517 ♪ With just a faithful horse for company ♪ 35 00:06:33,518 --> 00:06:38,523 ♪ And a saddle for my home ♪ 36 00:06:38,565 --> 00:06:41,859 ♪ Yodelayhee, yodelayhee ♪ 37 00:06:41,860 --> 00:06:46,865 ♪ ll ride alone ♪ 38 00:06:47,365 --> 00:06:50,951 ♪ Yodelayhee, yodelayhee ♪ 39 00:06:50,952 --> 00:06:54,663 ♪ ll ride alone ♪ 40 00:06:54,664 --> 00:06:56,999 ♪ Woo; 41 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:59,085 - Morning, ma'am. - Morning. 42 00:07:21,316 --> 00:07:23,026 Glass of warm milk, please. 43 00:07:29,324 --> 00:07:34,329 Make it a sarsapairilla. 44 00:07:34,371 --> 00:07:37,207 Uh, is this one of those really tough bars? 45 00:07:39,626 --> 00:07:40,668 Oh. 46 00:07:40,669 --> 00:07:43,212 Well, let me have a large glass of warm gin 47 00:07:43,213 --> 00:07:45,255 served with a human hair in it. 48 00:07:45,256 --> 00:07:46,256 Coming up. 49 00:07:56,559 --> 00:07:58,686 This here story is about the time 50 00:07:58,687 --> 00:08:02,440 the most wonderful and interesting thing happened to Rex. 51 00:08:03,316 --> 00:08:04,401 He met me. 52 00:08:05,235 --> 00:08:06,819 Let me guess. 53 00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:09,489 You're new here at Oakwood Estates, aren't you, mister? 54 00:08:10,907 --> 00:08:13,410 You buy me a drink, I'll tell you what's going on. 55 00:08:16,287 --> 00:08:18,205 Bartender, make that two. 56 00:08:18,206 --> 00:08:20,874 Okay, okay. Here's what's happening. 57 00:08:20,875 --> 00:08:23,961 Most of these people are nobodies. Forget about them. 58 00:08:23,962 --> 00:08:26,505 That group, those are the sheepherders. 59 00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:30,217 They're the good guys. Work hard, don't bother nobody. 60 00:08:30,218 --> 00:08:32,469 But they smell god-awful. 61 00:08:32,470 --> 00:08:33,470 Must be the sheep. 62 00:08:34,264 --> 00:08:36,432 Makes you wanna Kill them sometimes. 63 00:08:36,433 --> 00:08:41,312 Oh, yeah. 64 00:08:49,195 --> 00:08:51,780 Now, over here is the sheriff. 65 00:08:51,781 --> 00:08:53,866 Obviously a corrupt old coward 66 00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:55,909 who takes his orders from the colonel. 67 00:08:55,910 --> 00:08:57,270 - The colonel? - Yeah, the colonel. 68 00:08:57,954 --> 00:09:00,706 The power-mad cattle baron who really runs the town. 69 00:09:00,707 --> 00:09:01,708 - Oh, yeah. - Mm. 70 00:09:03,168 --> 00:09:06,212 Can I have another drink? I'm the town drunk, you know. 71 00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:10,340 - Sure. - Warm gin! 72 00:09:10,341 --> 00:09:12,218 Hold the hair. 73 00:09:18,641 --> 00:09:20,434 Who's that, over there? 74 00:09:20,435 --> 00:09:25,022 Oh, that's Miss Tracy. 75 00:09:25,023 --> 00:09:28,400 She solicits drinks, hooks on the side. 76 00:09:28,401 --> 00:09:32,196 But you know, she doesn't actually go to bed 77 00:09:32,197 --> 00:09:33,364 with her customers. 78 00:09:34,282 --> 00:09:35,742 She just talks dirty to them. 79 00:09:37,368 --> 00:09:40,245 And underneath that exterior is a heart of gold. 80 00:09:40,246 --> 00:09:43,541 Yeah. How'd you know that? 81 00:09:44,542 --> 00:09:45,542 - I know. - Hmm. 82 00:09:47,170 --> 00:09:52,175 Of course, I don't have to pay for sex myself. 83 00:09:57,972 --> 00:10:00,057 You'll excuse me, won't you? 84 00:10:00,058 --> 00:10:03,019 Hi, hi, wanna know what's going on? 85 00:10:21,871 --> 00:10:23,623 I smell sheep. 86 00:10:28,753 --> 00:10:31,131 Bad guys, work for the colonel. 87 00:10:32,423 --> 00:10:33,258 Now, there wouldn't happen 88 00:10:33,259 --> 00:10:36,594 to be any sheepherders in here, would there? 89 00:10:44,519 --> 00:10:45,895 I'm not wearing a gun. 90 00:10:47,772 --> 00:10:50,023 And I'm not going to do anything 91 00:10:50,024 --> 00:10:52,277 that might in any way cause you- 92 00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:00,326 It's a tough town. 93 00:11:05,623 --> 00:11:08,083 Sorry about the table, saloon owner. 94 00:11:08,084 --> 00:11:12,045 Uh, that's okay, Blackie. No problem. 95 00:11:12,046 --> 00:11:14,548 Since it's Tuesday, have a free drink. 96 00:11:14,549 --> 00:11:15,758 It's on the house. 97 00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:18,969 Blackie, you can Kill me too, if you want. 98 00:11:18,970 --> 00:11:21,054 But I think it's exactly this type of thing 99 00:11:21,055 --> 00:11:24,184 that drives down property values here in Oakwood Estates- 100 00:11:28,897 --> 00:11:30,231 That was the town doctor. 101 00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:33,526 I'm kidding. Just some real-estate guy. 102 00:11:34,819 --> 00:11:36,404 Sorry about that, Sheriff. 103 00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:41,575 Well, you certainly don't have to apologize to me. 104 00:11:41,576 --> 00:11:44,494 These fellows were driving you crazy. 105 00:11:44,495 --> 00:11:48,624 I swear, sometimes I don't know how you put up with it. 106 00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:51,044 Anybody else got anything to say? 107 00:11:51,878 --> 00:11:52,878 1 do. 108 00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:56,257 I think you're out of order, Blackie. 109 00:11:56,299 --> 00:11:59,384 - What do you know? - You're just a prostitute! 110 00:11:59,385 --> 00:12:00,677 Someone who sells her body 111 00:12:00,678 --> 00:12:03,013 to anyone with the financial wherewithal to- 112 00:12:03,014 --> 00:12:04,681 All right! 113 00:12:04,682 --> 00:12:06,643 That'll be enough of that kind of talk. 114 00:12:11,606 --> 00:12:13,858 What in the hell are you? 115 00:12:15,526 --> 00:12:18,738 Just a stranger passing through. 116 00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:26,036 Where in the hell'd you get that shirt? 117 00:12:26,037 --> 00:12:28,330 How a person dresses is nobody's business 118 00:12:28,331 --> 00:12:29,624 but his or her own. 119 00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:35,588 - What? - You heard me. 120 00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:38,924 You know what you look like to me? 121 00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:40,425 You look like one of those fellas 122 00:12:40,426 --> 00:12:42,095 who's attracted to other men. 123 00:12:43,513 --> 00:12:44,722 This is just a warning. 124 00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:47,475 If you or your men draw on me, 125 00:12:48,393 --> 00:12:50,228 I'll shoot each man in the hand. 126 00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:54,440 In the hand? 127 00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:56,650 That's right. 128 00:12:56,651 --> 00:12:59,403 Not in the face or the chest? 129 00:12:59,404 --> 00:13:01,029 Nope. 130 00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:04,324 I don't like the idea of getting shot in the hand. 131 00:13:04,325 --> 00:13:05,660 Then go home, Blackie. 132 00:13:06,536 --> 00:13:08,204 - Go home? - That's right. 133 00:13:09,330 --> 00:13:10,789 Go home? 134 00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:13,543 Yeah, and see someone about your hearing. 135 00:13:17,588 --> 00:13:19,674 Draw your gun, prairie fairy. 136 00:13:20,758 --> 00:13:22,093 I never draw first. 137 00:13:23,011 --> 00:13:26,389 Well, hell. That's no problem. 138 00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:31,311 Well, don't just stand there, boys. Get him. 139 00:13:32,603 --> 00:13:34,063 Now! 140 00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:44,698 Uh-oh. 141 00:13:44,699 --> 00:13:46,451 Now we've done it. 142 00:13:55,043 --> 00:13:56,626 All right, you two. 143 00:13:56,627 --> 00:13:58,421 Get your friend and get out of here. 144 00:13:59,797 --> 00:14:01,423 But he's dead. 145 00:14:01,424 --> 00:14:04,385 So what? Get him out of here. 146 00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:13,394 You ain't heard the last of this, mister. 147 00:14:14,771 --> 00:14:17,440 I know. Believe me, I know. 148 00:14:25,406 --> 00:14:30,161 Mister, I, I never saw shooting like that in my life. 149 00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:32,704 You're good. 150 00:14:33,831 --> 00:14:34,831 Thanks, partner. 151 00:14:37,293 --> 00:14:39,295 ♪ A-ooh ♪ 152 00:14:42,799 --> 00:14:46,510 Was that as good for you as it was for me? 153 00:14:46,511 --> 00:14:47,511 Yeah. 154 00:14:56,854 --> 00:14:59,564 Excuse me. Excuse me there, stranger. 155 00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:01,650 Uh, you got a place to stay? 156 00:15:01,651 --> 00:15:03,860 I got a campsite outside of town. 157 00:15:03,861 --> 00:15:05,613 Why don't you stay in the hotel? 158 00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:08,073 I never stay in town. 159 00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:09,366 Oh. 160 00:15:09,367 --> 00:15:10,576 What's your name anyhow? 161 00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:14,413 I'm Rex O'Herlihan, The Singing Cowboy. 162 00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:16,540 - The what? - The Singing Cowboy! 163 00:15:16,541 --> 00:15:20,001 Oh, well, listen, Mr. O'Herlihan. 164 00:15:20,002 --> 00:15:22,170 You got to be careful here in Oakwood Estates. 165 00:15:22,171 --> 00:15:24,464 This is a plenty dangerous town. 166 00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:26,383 High-stakes power plays, 167 00:15:26,384 --> 00:15:28,386 murder, robbery, intrigue, the works. 168 00:15:29,470 --> 00:15:32,180 You think that's funny? This is the West, pal. 169 00:15:32,181 --> 00:15:34,474 People are arbitrarily shot to pieces left and right. 170 00:15:34,475 --> 00:15:36,060 I mean, it is all so violent! 171 00:15:46,362 --> 00:15:47,405 - Where was I? - Huh? 172 00:15:48,906 --> 00:15:51,324 Oh. "It's, it's all so violent." 173 00:15:51,325 --> 00:15:52,742 Oh, yeah. 174 00:15:52,743 --> 00:15:54,286 Yeah, see, this is the West 175 00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:56,037 and out in the West... 176 00:15:56,038 --> 00:15:57,456 I know all about the West. 177 00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:59,541 I travel all over it, from town to town. 178 00:15:59,542 --> 00:16:00,376 That's what I do. 179 00:16:00,377 --> 00:16:02,335 Yeah, yeah, but see, in this town- 180 00:16:02,336 --> 00:16:04,963 This town's no different than any Western town. 181 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,673 They're all identical. 182 00:16:06,674 --> 00:16:08,301 - They are? - Uh-huh. 183 00:16:09,260 --> 00:16:11,636 - Really? - Yeah, really. 184 00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:14,806 In every town there's a bar like the one we came from. 185 00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:15,932 Oh, they might not all have 186 00:16:15,933 --> 00:16:17,559 continuous entertainment like that 187 00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:19,686 but they're basically the same. 188 00:16:19,687 --> 00:16:21,396 The sheriff's totally stereotypical, 189 00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:23,315 and so is the saloon owner with that mustache- 190 00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:24,816 Oh, no, no, no. No. 191 00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:26,359 Those guys are unique. 192 00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:28,904 I'm sorry, but I just don't believe you. 193 00:16:28,905 --> 00:16:29,780 Okay. 194 00:16:29,781 --> 00:16:31,198 Do you have a very pretty, 195 00:16:31,199 --> 00:16:33,743 but somehow asexual new schoolmarm? 196 00:16:34,577 --> 00:16:36,912 Yeah. 197 00:16:36,913 --> 00:16:38,747 Is the blacksmith a friendly guy 198 00:16:38,748 --> 00:16:42,125 who only gets mad when somebody burns down his barn? 199 00:16:42,126 --> 00:16:42,960 Yeah. 200 00:16:42,961 --> 00:16:45,378 Is the editor of the paper a young idealist 201 00:16:45,379 --> 00:16:48,340 who's hocked everything for his press? 202 00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:49,341 Damn. 203 00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:51,510 See. 204 00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:54,680 Hey! Hey! 205 00:16:54,722 --> 00:16:58,518 I know one thing that's- 206 00:17:00,811 --> 00:17:03,688 I know one thing different about Oakwood Estates. 207 00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:05,524 I know that none of these other towns have- 208 00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:06,943 A railroad coming through. 209 00:17:08,402 --> 00:17:09,402 Holy cow! 210 00:17:10,988 --> 00:17:13,907 All Western towns have the railroad coming through? 211 00:17:13,908 --> 00:17:14,908 Yep. 212 00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:17,827 Wait, wait, wait a minute. Wait a minute. 213 00:17:17,828 --> 00:17:19,664 Wait a minute. One last thing. 214 00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:23,376 Do all these towns have a town drunk? 215 00:17:26,087 --> 00:17:27,087 I'm not sure. 216 00:17:28,005 --> 00:17:30,967 Oh, come on. 217 00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:33,552 You know. 218 00:17:36,264 --> 00:17:38,348 No, you're the first I ever met. 219 00:17:38,349 --> 00:17:39,349 Oh. 220 00:17:40,017 --> 00:17:42,394 Oh, well, that's something at least, isn't it? 221 00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:45,022 Sure is, partner. You're one of a kind. 222 00:17:50,111 --> 00:17:51,111 Uh. 223 00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:56,700 You ought to, you ought to travel more. 224 00:17:56,701 --> 00:17:58,743 Get out, see the world. 225 00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:00,704 You know, the most amazing thing 226 00:18:00,705 --> 00:18:03,666 is that all these other towns are as violent as this one. 227 00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:06,919 Yep. Hard to believe. 228 00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:10,297 Yep. Adios, buckaroo. 229 00:18:10,298 --> 00:18:11,632 On, Wildfire, on! 230 00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:16,928 For some reason, the bad guy was always a colonel 231 00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:19,097 who had a beautiful, young daughter 232 00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:20,890 and about 1,000 head of cattle 233 00:18:20,891 --> 00:18:23,394 which you'd hear but never see. 234 00:18:30,860 --> 00:18:32,944 Let me just ask you one question. 235 00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:35,615 There's one thing I'm most curious about. 236 00:18:38,534 --> 00:18:41,411 Why bring the body here? 237 00:18:41,412 --> 00:18:44,040 My God, this is a home. People live here! 238 00:18:45,207 --> 00:18:48,335 Well, Colonel, we didn't know what to do with him. 239 00:18:48,336 --> 00:18:50,503 Bury him. How about that? 240 00:18:50,504 --> 00:18:52,297 Don't you think that's a good idea? 241 00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:54,549 Oh, yeah. Yes, sir, Colonel. 242 00:18:54,550 --> 00:18:56,426 I mean, do you think when somebody dies 243 00:18:56,427 --> 00:18:59,263 they place them permanently on the family couch? 244 00:19:00,598 --> 00:19:01,807 No, sir. 245 00:19:01,849 --> 00:19:02,850 Gee whiz! 246 00:19:06,687 --> 00:19:10,691 Well, I'm, I'm, I'm sorry. I'm a little upset, that's all. 247 00:19:11,525 --> 00:19:15,111 And the couch is new, and Blackie was my best man. 248 00:19:15,112 --> 00:19:16,322 Oh, poor Blackie. 249 00:19:18,115 --> 00:19:19,992 Always acting so mean. 250 00:19:20,868 --> 00:19:22,244 Always shooting people. 251 00:19:25,373 --> 00:19:26,373 Well. 252 00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:30,795 I saw something a little deeper than that. 253 00:19:32,296 --> 00:19:34,215 I saw a man who could feel. 254 00:19:36,050 --> 00:19:37,051 Who could touch. 255 00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,346 I think we should go. 256 00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:45,266 You say this stranger shot Blackie in the back? 257 00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:46,102 Yes, sir. 258 00:19:46,103 --> 00:19:48,061 And he got everybody in the bar to say that we done it. 259 00:19:48,062 --> 00:19:49,522 Now can you believe that? 260 00:19:50,648 --> 00:19:52,732 Then he's a coward and a liar! 261 00:19:52,733 --> 00:19:54,151 You better take care of him. 262 00:19:55,486 --> 00:19:56,612 Uh, how do you mean? 263 00:19:57,488 --> 00:19:59,155 Shoot him! 264 00:19:59,156 --> 00:20:00,281 End his life. 265 00:20:00,282 --> 00:20:03,368 That's what I mean when I say take care of somebody. 266 00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:07,163 I want you to cut him open, reach in with your bare hands- 267 00:20:07,164 --> 00:20:09,708 Hi, Daddy, am I interrupting? 268 00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:11,251 No, no. 269 00:20:11,252 --> 00:20:14,838 I was just telling the boys here how to bury Blackie. 270 00:20:14,839 --> 00:20:18,925 Daddy, can I have Wildfire for my very, very own? 271 00:20:18,926 --> 00:20:21,511 Oh, please, Daddy. I'll be careful, I promise. 272 00:20:21,512 --> 00:20:24,973 Wildfire is a lot of horse, little lady. 273 00:20:24,974 --> 00:20:26,725 Oh, Daddy, please! 274 00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:29,561 If anybody can ride him, I can. 275 00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:31,980 Please, please, please, please, please. 276 00:20:31,981 --> 00:20:34,983 Well, I guess you're right. He's yours. 277 00:20:34,984 --> 00:20:36,776 Oh, thank you, Daddy! 278 00:20:36,777 --> 00:20:38,195 Oh, thank you, thank you. 279 00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:41,448 Bury Blackie? 280 00:20:41,449 --> 00:20:43,784 Yeah, he's on the couch there, dead. 281 00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:48,456 No! 282 00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:56,422 Uh, you and Blackie dated? 283 00:20:59,300 --> 00:21:00,717 Dated? 284 00:21:00,718 --> 00:21:04,555 Oh, Daddy, we did everything together. Everything. 285 00:21:05,556 --> 00:21:07,223 Oh, my God. 286 00:21:07,224 --> 00:21:09,642 I knew the real Blackie. 287 00:21:09,643 --> 00:21:14,647 Oh, Daddy, he could feel. He could touch. 288 00:21:14,648 --> 00:21:16,567 Oh, my God! 289 00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:20,029 Take care of her, men. 290 00:21:21,739 --> 00:21:26,159 No, not that! Take her upstairs is what I meant. 291 00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:27,160 Gee whiz! 292 00:22:29,890 --> 00:22:32,393 My dearest mother. 293 00:22:34,061 --> 00:22:38,231 Hey, hey. Shh, shh, shh. 294 00:22:38,232 --> 00:22:40,234 - Quiet. Quiet. - Shh, shh. 295 00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:46,657 Send $1,000 296 00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:49,702 for supplies 297 00:22:51,287 --> 00:22:52,287 and travel. 298 00:22:53,706 --> 00:22:54,706 Thanking you 299 00:22:56,625 --> 00:22:57,625 in advance. 300 00:22:59,253 --> 00:23:01,254 - I am- - Let's shoot him now. 301 00:23:01,255 --> 00:23:03,631 No. Let's be on the safe side. 302 00:23:03,632 --> 00:23:04,550 We'll wait till he's asleep. 303 00:23:04,551 --> 00:23:05,885 The Singing Cowboy. 304 00:23:28,699 --> 00:23:32,243 - He's gone. - He's not gone, you idiot. 305 00:23:32,244 --> 00:23:34,245 He's somewhere out there in the dark. 306 00:23:34,246 --> 00:23:35,664 He got the drop on us. 307 00:23:43,339 --> 00:23:44,339 Howdy, stranger. 308 00:23:45,841 --> 00:23:46,841 Howdy. 309 00:23:47,718 --> 00:23:50,429 We're looking for someone named Betty. 310 00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:54,557 There's no Betty here. 311 00:23:54,558 --> 00:23:55,558 No Betty here? 312 00:23:57,019 --> 00:23:58,686 Did you hear that, fellas? 313 00:23:58,687 --> 00:24:01,022 I reckon we came to the wrong campsite. 314 00:24:01,023 --> 00:24:04,026 I reckon you did. 315 00:24:22,044 --> 00:24:23,921 You fellas are making a big mistake. 316 00:24:24,797 --> 00:24:27,674 Oh? How's that? 317 00:24:27,675 --> 00:24:30,176 The way you positioned yourselves. 318 00:24:30,177 --> 00:24:31,428 When the shooting starts, 319 00:24:32,304 --> 00:24:34,515 you're likely to miss me and hit each other. 320 00:24:58,122 --> 00:25:01,250 You think you're real smart, don't you, fella? 321 00:25:02,626 --> 00:25:04,419 When I see something that's obviously wrong, 322 00:25:04,420 --> 00:25:05,421 I usually speak up. 323 00:25:07,089 --> 00:25:09,716 Well, I hope you're good in arithmetic too, fella, 324 00:25:09,717 --> 00:25:13,428 because there's only one of you and there's five of us. 325 00:25:13,429 --> 00:25:14,388 Oh, that doesn't matter. 326 00:25:14,389 --> 00:25:16,181 How do you mean it doesn't matter? 327 00:25:17,141 --> 00:25:22,146 Just to be semi-fair, I'll only use one gun. 328 00:25:24,189 --> 00:25:27,108 Oh, we've got a real smart aleck on our hands, 329 00:25:27,109 --> 00:25:28,277 haven't we, boys? 330 00:25:29,278 --> 00:25:30,738 All you have to do is draw. 331 00:25:31,822 --> 00:25:33,781 What if we don't wanna draw? 332 00:25:33,782 --> 00:25:35,867 Now, that would be fine with me. 333 00:25:35,868 --> 00:25:37,869 Actually, I'd prefer it. 334 00:25:37,870 --> 00:25:41,081 But we do wanna draw. Don't we, men? 335 00:25:44,877 --> 00:25:46,211 Anytime, boys. 336 00:26:08,317 --> 00:26:12,987 You're the only one I can turn to now, Wildfire. 337 00:26:12,988 --> 00:26:14,114 You're like me. 338 00:26:15,199 --> 00:26:18,368 You're wild and free and headstrong, 339 00:26:19,870 --> 00:26:21,914 but you love me. 340 00:26:22,831 --> 00:26:26,250 That's why I'm the only, only person in the whole world 341 00:26:26,251 --> 00:26:27,419 who can ride you. 342 00:26:30,047 --> 00:26:31,756 I'm tired of getting shot in the hand. 343 00:26:31,757 --> 00:26:32,799 Oh, shut up. 344 00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:34,217 What are we gonna tell the colonel? 345 00:26:34,218 --> 00:26:35,802 Gonna tell him we need help to kill this guy 346 00:26:35,803 --> 00:26:36,803 and lots of it. 347 00:26:46,814 --> 00:26:47,981 Who is it? 348 00:26:53,529 --> 00:26:55,823 A bunch of your men. Five of 'em. 349 00:26:57,324 --> 00:26:58,659 I'll be right there, men. 350 00:27:02,329 --> 00:27:04,080 Did you kill him? 351 00:27:04,081 --> 00:27:07,416 Uh, no, not exactly. 352 00:27:07,417 --> 00:27:08,919 Not exactly? 353 00:27:08,961 --> 00:27:10,461 Well, we tried to kill him, Colonel, 354 00:27:10,462 --> 00:27:13,214 but he shot us in the hands. 355 00:27:13,215 --> 00:27:16,300 - In the hands? - Yeah, it hurts too. 356 00:27:16,301 --> 00:27:18,219 Yeah, Colonel, I think we ought to talk 357 00:27:18,220 --> 00:27:21,013 to the railroad men about helping us Kill this guy. 358 00:27:21,014 --> 00:27:23,599 I don't like going to the railroad for help. 359 00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:25,768 But this guy's faster on the draw than Blackie was. 360 00:27:25,769 --> 00:27:28,605 Yeah, Colonel, and he never misses what he's aiming at. 361 00:27:30,774 --> 00:27:31,774 Well. 362 00:27:33,277 --> 00:27:36,196 Maybe we should go to the railroad people. 363 00:27:39,491 --> 00:27:41,576 Meantime, why don't you all come in, 364 00:27:41,577 --> 00:27:44,412 make yourselves comfortable and we'll gab about it. 365 00:27:44,413 --> 00:27:45,621 Well, we can't, Colonel. 366 00:27:45,622 --> 00:27:48,166 We have to, you know, go to town, 367 00:27:48,167 --> 00:27:50,084 see the doctor about our hands and... 368 00:27:50,085 --> 00:27:53,171 - And it's a weeknight. - Yeah. 369 00:27:53,172 --> 00:27:55,007 Oh, all right, good night! 370 00:27:56,508 --> 00:27:58,969 Oh, by the way, have any of you seen my daughter? 371 00:27:59,970 --> 00:28:02,555 - No. - No. No, sir, Colonel. 372 00:28:02,556 --> 00:28:06,350 Uh, she's probably out riding Wildfire. 373 00:28:06,351 --> 00:28:10,521 Yeah, there's one little lady who can take care of herself. 374 00:28:10,522 --> 00:28:12,357 - Yessir. - Help! Help! 375 00:28:13,692 --> 00:28:16,653 Oh, help! 376 00:28:33,045 --> 00:28:34,962 In the '60s, they started making 377 00:28:34,963 --> 00:28:36,756 these spaghetti Westerns. 378 00:28:36,757 --> 00:28:38,716 I was always jealous of these guys 379 00:28:38,717 --> 00:28:41,802 because they had better background music than we did. 380 00:28:41,803 --> 00:28:44,889 And they all got to wear those great raincoats, 381 00:28:44,890 --> 00:28:47,600 even when it was 110 in the shade. 382 00:28:47,601 --> 00:28:51,854 Trouble was, you could hardly understand anything they said. 383 00:28:51,855 --> 00:28:53,898 Colonel, don't you think 384 00:28:53,899 --> 00:28:57,109 you and me ought to work together? 385 00:28:57,110 --> 00:28:59,695 I mean, I know our, our men dress differently, 386 00:28:59,696 --> 00:29:02,658 but look what we have in common. 387 00:29:03,575 --> 00:29:08,205 We're, we're both rich. We're, we're both power-mad. 388 00:29:09,164 --> 00:29:10,998 And we're both colonels. 389 00:29:10,999 --> 00:29:13,085 Now, that's got to count for something. 390 00:29:14,836 --> 00:29:15,836 Tell me. 391 00:29:17,339 --> 00:29:20,592 Tell me about this stranger who shoots men in the hand. 392 00:29:22,219 --> 00:29:26,889 Could his presence here result in an all-out range war? 393 00:29:26,890 --> 00:29:31,895 Well, maybe not a range war exactly, 394 00:29:32,062 --> 00:29:34,814 but certainly a lot of killing. 395 00:29:34,815 --> 00:29:37,359 You have my word on that, a lot of it! 396 00:29:38,902 --> 00:29:41,612 All right. Count us in. 397 00:29:41,613 --> 00:29:43,282 Oh, good, good, good. 398 00:29:44,241 --> 00:29:47,326 Now, the first thing we have to do 399 00:29:47,327 --> 00:29:50,079 is keep the element of surprise. 400 00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:51,539 This fancy-shooting fella 401 00:29:51,540 --> 00:29:54,668 has got to be kept completely in the dark 402 00:29:54,710 --> 00:29:56,461 about what we're doing. 403 00:30:04,219 --> 00:30:08,097 Hey, look! 404 00:30:08,098 --> 00:30:09,099 What the!? 405 00:30:10,976 --> 00:30:13,144 Somebody pull the emergency brake! 406 00:30:13,145 --> 00:30:14,146 - Quick! - No! Don't! 407 00:30:24,906 --> 00:30:26,198 Get the horses! 408 00:30:26,199 --> 00:30:28,451 We can't, Colonel. We left them at the station. 409 00:30:28,452 --> 00:30:31,162 Oh, you idiots! 410 00:30:31,163 --> 00:30:36,168 What were we supposed to do, buy 'em tickets? 411 00:30:53,477 --> 00:30:56,812 Have you got three rifles with telescopic sights? 412 00:30:56,813 --> 00:30:57,813 Yes. 413 00:31:19,753 --> 00:31:22,255 You missed! How could you miss? 414 00:31:23,131 --> 00:31:24,173 Even with these sights, 415 00:31:24,174 --> 00:31:26,842 we got a target 100 yards away, maybe more. 416 00:31:26,843 --> 00:31:29,053 We've never fired these weapons before! 417 00:31:29,054 --> 00:31:30,513 There's a definite wind factor, 418 00:31:30,514 --> 00:31:32,516 and we've got a problem with the sun! 419 00:31:34,101 --> 00:31:35,185 Just shoot, okay? 420 00:31:44,820 --> 00:31:47,280 Well, hell, we're gonna be here all day. 421 00:32:13,598 --> 00:32:16,685 This isn't going to be easy, is it? 422 00:32:20,897 --> 00:32:23,191 On, Wildfire, on! 423 00:32:26,111 --> 00:32:27,945 Have you got a light? 424 00:32:27,946 --> 00:32:29,738 Yeah, I got a light. 425 00:32:29,739 --> 00:32:31,908 Your butt and my face. 426 00:32:37,289 --> 00:32:38,914 No, wait a minute. 427 00:32:38,915 --> 00:32:40,292 I got a match. 428 00:32:41,209 --> 00:32:43,711 Yeah, and it's, it's not your butt. 429 00:32:43,712 --> 00:32:46,505 It's, uh, it's, uh, 430 00:32:46,506 --> 00:32:47,923 it's my butt! 431 00:32:47,924 --> 00:32:49,468 Yeah, my butt and, 432 00:32:51,011 --> 00:32:52,887 my butt and... 433 00:32:52,888 --> 00:32:55,389 Oh, hi, stranger, wanna know what's going on? 434 00:32:55,390 --> 00:32:57,433 I'm the town doctor, you fool. 435 00:32:57,434 --> 00:32:58,934 Oh, yeah. Hi, Doc. 436 00:32:58,935 --> 00:33:00,102 How's it going? 437 00:33:00,103 --> 00:33:01,687 Bartender, a shot of bourbon. 438 00:33:01,688 --> 00:33:03,147 I didn't recognize you at first. 439 00:33:03,148 --> 00:33:05,357 You look like you seen a ghost. 440 00:33:05,358 --> 00:33:06,776 I've seen worse than that. 441 00:33:07,652 --> 00:33:09,821 - Where's the hair? - It's in there. 442 00:33:16,870 --> 00:33:18,913 Last night, five men came to me, 443 00:33:18,914 --> 00:33:21,040 all complaining of hand injuries. 444 00:33:21,041 --> 00:33:22,083 Almost identical. 445 00:33:22,959 --> 00:33:25,002 Just now, not more than 20 minutes ago, 446 00:33:25,003 --> 00:33:27,671 three more men came in with the same wound. 447 00:33:27,672 --> 00:33:28,632 Is that just a coincidence? 448 00:33:28,633 --> 00:33:30,925 Well, what do you think it is, Doc? 449 00:33:30,926 --> 00:33:32,677 I can't be sure. 450 00:33:32,719 --> 00:33:34,553 I don't want to start a panic, 451 00:33:34,554 --> 00:33:35,554 but I think, 452 00:33:37,766 --> 00:33:41,227 I think it's some kind of bacteria that splits the skin. 453 00:33:41,228 --> 00:33:43,479 Fortunately, so far, it's just confined to males, 454 00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:45,065 but who can tell? 455 00:33:46,233 --> 00:33:48,817 I, I'm not prepared to fight this kind of thing. 456 00:33:48,818 --> 00:33:51,529 I don't have the tools, I don't have the know-how. 457 00:33:51,530 --> 00:33:53,239 I don't have the drugs! 458 00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:55,992 - W... will you excuse me, Doc? - Sure. 459 00:33:58,453 --> 00:33:59,578 - Just talk? - Uh-huh. 460 00:33:59,579 --> 00:34:01,872 - That's it? - That's it. 461 00:34:01,873 --> 00:34:02,873 - For $600? - Yeah. 462 00:34:04,876 --> 00:34:08,379 These are the 1880s, $600 is a fortune. 463 00:34:08,380 --> 00:34:11,799 Los Angeles real estate's going for 50 cents an acre. 464 00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:12,634 An acre! 465 00:34:12,635 --> 00:34:14,468 I can get a steak for a dime. 466 00:34:14,469 --> 00:34:15,553 Oh, that's wonderful. 467 00:34:15,554 --> 00:34:17,846 - Hi, Miss Tracy. - Hi. 468 00:34:17,847 --> 00:34:18,889 Would you excuse me? 469 00:34:18,890 --> 00:34:20,849 Let's have a really big hand now 470 00:34:20,850 --> 00:34:21,685 - for Christina... - Okay. 471 00:34:21,686 --> 00:34:23,811 and her birds from Brazil. 472 00:34:23,812 --> 00:34:25,396 You wanted to see me, Miss Tracy? 473 00:34:25,397 --> 00:34:26,273 Yes. 474 00:34:26,274 --> 00:34:29,775 You know that stranger in here yesterday? 475 00:34:29,776 --> 00:34:32,820 The one whose trousers virtually suck to his legs. 476 00:34:32,821 --> 00:34:33,821 Yes, ma'am. 477 00:34:34,573 --> 00:34:35,824 Where's he hanging out? 478 00:34:36,700 --> 00:34:39,326 You know what I mean, hanging out? 479 00:34:39,327 --> 00:34:42,497 Yeah, yeah, he has a campsite just outside of town. 480 00:34:43,331 --> 00:34:47,126 What's his name? You know, his handle. 481 00:34:47,127 --> 00:34:50,254 Rex O'Herlihan, The Singing Cowboy. 482 00:34:50,255 --> 00:34:52,882 - The what? - The Singing Cowboy. 483 00:34:54,301 --> 00:34:55,385 Well, I want him. 484 00:34:56,595 --> 00:34:57,595 I want to... 485 00:35:00,432 --> 00:35:02,434 ♪ A-ooh ♪ 486 00:35:06,605 --> 00:35:10,025 - Tell the mule what happened. - Go on, tell him. 487 00:35:11,318 --> 00:35:14,195 Oh, it was something. Really something. 488 00:35:15,071 --> 00:35:17,324 Those guys even had scoped rifles too. 489 00:35:19,159 --> 00:35:20,159 Oh. 490 00:35:23,330 --> 00:35:25,290 Yeah, it was incredible. 491 00:35:29,210 --> 00:35:30,878 I mean, I knew the whole plan, naturally, 492 00:35:30,879 --> 00:35:32,087 but who cares about that? 493 00:35:32,088 --> 00:35:33,339 The thing of it was, 494 00:35:33,340 --> 00:35:36,091 the thing was jumping on top of Wildfire 495 00:35:36,092 --> 00:35:39,304 and those guys hitting the brakes. 496 00:35:40,180 --> 00:35:45,185 Help. 497 00:35:48,521 --> 00:35:50,314 On, Wildfire, on! 498 00:35:50,315 --> 00:35:53,275 Woo-hoo. Woo! 499 00:35:53,276 --> 00:35:54,276 Hyah! 500 00:35:57,280 --> 00:35:58,448 Hel - — p! Hyah! 501 00:36:07,123 --> 00:36:09,876 Whoa, whoa. 502 00:36:27,227 --> 00:36:28,311 Where am 1? 503 00:36:29,396 --> 00:36:34,359 Uh, in a small village, just north of Oslo, Norway. 504 00:36:35,318 --> 00:36:36,318 Really? 505 00:36:37,696 --> 00:36:38,696 No. 506 00:36:39,739 --> 00:36:42,534 Actually, you're a few miles outside of Oakwood Estates. 507 00:36:45,620 --> 00:36:47,664 Oh, you were teasing me, weren't you? 508 00:36:49,332 --> 00:36:50,332 Yep. 509 00:36:51,543 --> 00:36:53,044 Oh, I like that. 510 00:36:56,131 --> 00:36:58,340 Every time Rex got close 511 00:36:58,341 --> 00:37:01,343 to having some sort of relationship with a girl, 512 00:37:01,344 --> 00:37:03,430 you could bet something else would happen. 513 00:37:05,140 --> 00:37:07,224 Thanks for washing my dress. 514 00:37:07,225 --> 00:37:09,268 Oh, my pleasure. 515 00:37:09,269 --> 00:37:11,730 I never have problems with ground-in dirt stains. 516 00:37:13,106 --> 00:37:15,190 Blood and chocolate are the tough ones. 517 00:37:15,191 --> 00:37:17,652 Ah. 518 00:37:19,154 --> 00:37:20,447 Do you live around here? 519 00:37:22,031 --> 00:37:23,575 Oh, you work around here, then. 520 00:37:24,868 --> 00:37:26,744 You're on vacation. 521 00:37:26,745 --> 00:37:27,745 No, not really. 522 00:37:29,956 --> 00:37:31,332 - I wanna thank you f- - You know. 523 00:37:32,751 --> 00:37:33,543 - You go. - No, you. 524 00:37:33,544 --> 00:37:36,420 - No, you. - Well, what I was gonna say 525 00:37:36,421 --> 00:37:40,799 was, um, that certainly is some horse of yours. 526 00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:44,344 Yes! Oh, he's been dragging me around since last night. 527 00:37:44,345 --> 00:37:47,264 He's an Arabian. They have great stamina. 528 00:37:47,265 --> 00:37:48,265 Yeah, I know. 529 00:37:49,601 --> 00:37:50,894 His name is Wildfire. 530 00:37:51,770 --> 00:37:54,938 - What? - His name is Wildfire. 531 00:37:54,939 --> 00:37:57,566 - Are you kidding me? - No, I don't think so. 532 00:37:57,567 --> 00:37:59,777 My horse's name is Wildfire! 533 00:37:59,778 --> 00:38:00,986 - No! - Yes. 534 00:38:00,987 --> 00:38:02,238 Oh, that's amazing. 535 00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:04,907 That's an incredible coincidence. It really is. 536 00:38:04,908 --> 00:38:06,784 Don't you just love it, the name Wildfire? 537 00:38:06,785 --> 00:38:09,453 Yeah, it's the greatest, the best. 538 00:38:09,454 --> 00:38:11,371 Have you got any more of that plant? 539 00:38:11,372 --> 00:38:13,333 Oh, yeah, sure, there's some in the, uh... 540 00:38:14,417 --> 00:38:16,502 What? 541 00:38:16,503 --> 00:38:17,921 - What is it? - Shh. 542 00:38:20,423 --> 00:38:21,465 Oh, don't worry about it. 543 00:38:21,466 --> 00:38:23,592 You're just getting paranoid. 544 00:38:23,593 --> 00:38:24,593 Someone's coming. 545 00:38:25,970 --> 00:38:27,639 I don't hear anything. 546 00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:29,098 Trust me, someone's coming. 547 00:38:30,099 --> 00:38:32,267 Look, I want you to hide in those trees down there, 548 00:38:32,268 --> 00:38:33,186 just for a little while. 549 00:38:33,187 --> 00:38:34,603 Why? 550 00:38:34,604 --> 00:38:35,522 Well, I mean, how does it look? 551 00:38:35,523 --> 00:38:38,649 I mean, here you are, a nice girl without any clothes on, 552 00:38:38,650 --> 00:38:41,276 and, I'm, I'm, you know, a good guy. 553 00:38:41,277 --> 00:38:42,861 I'd appreciate it. 554 00:38:42,862 --> 00:38:45,197 All right. In the trees? 555 00:38:45,198 --> 00:38:47,575 Yeah. Just for a couple of minutes. Thank you. 556 00:38:52,121 --> 00:38:53,497 What's your name, by the way? 557 00:38:53,498 --> 00:38:54,665 Rex. 558 00:38:54,666 --> 00:38:57,251 - Oh, my gosh. - What? 559 00:38:57,252 --> 00:38:59,336 My dog's name is Rex. 560 00:38:59,337 --> 00:39:00,337 Ha! 561 00:39:21,442 --> 00:39:23,402 Hello, Rex. 562 00:39:23,403 --> 00:39:24,403 Hi. 563 00:39:26,030 --> 00:39:28,115 Remember me? 564 00:39:28,116 --> 00:39:31,119 Yeah, you're, uh, Miss Tracy, the town, uh... 565 00:39:31,995 --> 00:39:33,620 Hostess. 566 00:39:33,621 --> 00:39:34,621 Yeah. Right. 567 00:39:35,915 --> 00:39:36,915 Howdy, ma'am. 568 00:39:37,709 --> 00:39:40,502 Howdy. 569 00:39:40,503 --> 00:39:45,132 Most men I know only have one gun. 570 00:39:45,133 --> 00:39:46,133 Huh? 571 00:39:47,135 --> 00:39:49,554 Oh, sorry about that. 572 00:39:51,598 --> 00:39:52,432 I'm kind of busy here. 573 00:39:52,433 --> 00:39:54,934 I have to feed the fire and keep the horses maintained. 574 00:39:56,144 --> 00:39:58,938 Come on, Rex, can't you even offer a girl a drink? 575 00:40:01,524 --> 00:40:03,609 Okay. One quick drink. 576 00:40:03,610 --> 00:40:04,818 Why not? 577 00:40:04,819 --> 00:40:07,238 I have a bottle of sherry that my mother sent me. 578 00:40:09,616 --> 00:40:11,367 Hasn't been opened since Christmas. 579 00:40:12,285 --> 00:40:14,045 I don't usually drink myself, you understand. 580 00:40:15,496 --> 00:40:17,582 Okay, one little sherry then... 581 00:40:20,710 --> 00:40:21,710 Well? 582 00:40:23,087 --> 00:40:25,965 Oh, Miss Tracy, you got the wrong guy, really. 583 00:40:27,258 --> 00:40:29,176 I'm ready, Rex. 584 00:40:29,177 --> 00:40:30,177 Ready for what? 585 00:40:31,346 --> 00:40:34,766 A nice, long conversation. 586 00:40:36,059 --> 00:40:38,352 Oh, no, no, no, you don't understand. 587 00:40:38,353 --> 00:40:39,687 I can't talk like that. 588 00:40:41,064 --> 00:40:42,689 So sing it. 589 00:40:42,690 --> 00:40:45,692 I'd love to, but I... 590 00:40:45,693 --> 00:40:47,486 What is it? 591 00:40:47,487 --> 00:40:48,529 Someone's coming. 592 00:40:49,405 --> 00:40:51,740 - Someone's coming? - Yeah, out there. 593 00:40:51,741 --> 00:40:52,575 - Aw. - Oh. 594 00:40:52,576 --> 00:40:54,785 Look, y... you'd better hide behind that boulder. 595 00:40:54,786 --> 00:40:56,870 Why? 596 00:40:56,871 --> 00:40:57,747 - Why? - Yeah. 597 00:40:57,748 --> 00:40:58,872 'Cause you're in your underwear, 598 00:40:58,873 --> 00:41:01,959 and I'm, you know what I mean, I'm a straight shooter. 599 00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:03,251 Good. 600 00:41:03,252 --> 00:41:06,547 Oh, please get behind that boulder. It won't be long. 601 00:41:07,632 --> 00:41:09,676 As a special favor to me. 602 00:41:11,928 --> 00:41:12,928 Okay. 603 00:41:16,474 --> 00:41:18,101 But you owe me. Hoo. 604 00:41:22,897 --> 00:41:23,898 Thank you so much. 605 00:41:37,870 --> 00:41:39,705 I thought I told you to hide in the trees. 606 00:41:39,706 --> 00:41:41,248 I heard a woman's voice. 607 00:41:41,249 --> 00:41:42,541 What? No, you didn't. 608 00:41:42,542 --> 00:41:45,461 That was, uh, that's just some old hoot owl hooting. 609 00:41:47,171 --> 00:41:48,464 Whose cape is this? 610 00:41:50,383 --> 00:41:53,927 Mine. This is just part of my stuff. 611 00:41:53,928 --> 00:41:55,722 It's cold out here, don't you think? 612 00:41:57,473 --> 00:41:59,057 Rex, are you okay? 613 00:41:59,058 --> 00:42:00,851 I'm fine, fine, just fine. 614 00:42:00,852 --> 00:42:04,021 Now, go hide in the trees. I'll call you when it's safe. 615 00:42:04,022 --> 00:42:05,022 Okay. 616 00:42:10,153 --> 00:42:12,321 Oh, what a night! 617 00:42:16,117 --> 00:42:19,119 Hi. Remember me? 618 00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:21,955 Sure, you're the town drunk. 619 00:42:21,956 --> 00:42:23,623 Yeah. 620 00:42:23,624 --> 00:42:25,208 How do you like my new outfit? 621 00:42:25,209 --> 00:42:27,502 It's nice, very nice. 622 00:42:27,503 --> 00:42:29,714 - So is yours. - Thank you. 623 00:42:31,132 --> 00:42:33,634 - Mine's a sidekick outfit. - I know. 624 00:42:34,594 --> 00:42:38,221 And, and you don't have a sidekick, am I right? 625 00:42:38,222 --> 00:42:39,848 That's right. 626 00:42:39,849 --> 00:42:40,849 Well, 627 00:42:43,352 --> 00:42:44,353 what about me? 628 00:42:45,354 --> 00:42:47,564 Now, look, uh, uh... 629 00:42:47,565 --> 00:42:50,025 - Peter. - Look, Peter, uh, 630 00:42:50,026 --> 00:42:51,193 I don't have a sidekick. 631 00:42:51,194 --> 00:42:53,070 I ride alone. That's my style. 632 00:42:53,071 --> 00:42:54,905 But you could use a sidekick, couldn't you? 633 00:42:54,906 --> 00:42:59,409 No. No, sorry, but even my theme song says I ride alone. 634 00:42:59,410 --> 00:43:03,205 ♪ Yodelayhee, yodelayhee, I ride alone ♪ 635 00:43:03,206 --> 00:43:04,206 Change it. 636 00:43:05,166 --> 00:43:06,000 What do you mean, "change it"? 637 00:43:06,001 --> 00:43:07,793 It took me four years to get that right. 638 00:43:07,794 --> 00:43:08,628 - It did? - And, now look. 639 00:43:08,629 --> 00:43:10,088 There's no sidekick opening. 640 00:43:10,129 --> 00:43:11,838 So if you'll excuse me, I have to, uh- 641 00:43:11,839 --> 00:43:16,218 Mr. O'Herlihan, now, look, I could provide comedy relief. 642 00:43:16,219 --> 00:43:19,304 What's gonna happen to me in Oakwood Estates? 643 00:43:19,305 --> 00:43:21,431 I'm just the town drunk. 644 00:43:21,432 --> 00:43:24,976 I want more than that. I wanna see the world. 645 00:43:24,977 --> 00:43:27,479 I wanna see other towns at least. 646 00:43:27,480 --> 00:43:29,022 I told you, they're all the same. 647 00:43:29,023 --> 00:43:30,775 But you don't know that for sure. 648 00:43:32,068 --> 00:43:33,527 1 do, Peter. 649 00:43:33,528 --> 00:43:34,445 I know lots of things 650 00:43:34,446 --> 00:43:37,864 and one thing I know for sure is I can't have a sidekick, 651 00:43:37,865 --> 00:43:38,991 even if I wanted one. 652 00:43:40,576 --> 00:43:43,579 You see, I, I know what happens. 653 00:43:45,164 --> 00:43:46,164 I know the future. 654 00:43:47,500 --> 00:43:48,500 What? 655 00:43:49,544 --> 00:43:51,671 Look, please go. 656 00:43:54,507 --> 00:43:55,507 Okay. 657 00:43:56,259 --> 00:43:57,259 Okay. 658 00:43:59,011 --> 00:44:00,011 Okay. 659 00:44:00,805 --> 00:44:02,723 I made a fool out of myself again. 660 00:44:03,599 --> 00:44:07,269 I ought to just go back to the gutter where I belong. 661 00:44:07,270 --> 00:44:09,521 Oh. What are you doing? 662 00:44:09,522 --> 00:44:11,022 I'm getting out of this stupid outfit. 663 00:44:11,023 --> 00:44:13,275 I got my drunk suit here in the bag. 664 00:44:13,276 --> 00:44:15,986 - [Can ] - have my drink, please? 665 00:44:15,987 --> 00:44:16,821 Who was that? 666 00:44:16,822 --> 00:44:17,946 Oh, just somebody who wants a drink. 667 00:44:17,947 --> 00:44:19,365 The range is full of them. 668 00:44:20,950 --> 00:44:23,410 I dropped the blanket in the dark. 669 00:44:23,411 --> 00:44:25,288 That's okay. I'll find it tomorrow. 670 00:44:26,747 --> 00:44:28,832 You gave her a blanket? 671 00:44:28,833 --> 00:44:31,543 I had to nearly rape you for a lousy sherry. 672 00:44:31,544 --> 00:44:36,256 He rides alone? You're the most un-alone guy I ever met. 673 00:44:36,257 --> 00:44:38,593 Hey, look, I can explain all of this. 674 00:44:40,428 --> 00:44:41,428 Oh, no. 675 00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:44,931 - Now what? - The sheepherders. 676 00:44:44,932 --> 00:44:46,975 The sheepherders? 677 00:44:46,976 --> 00:44:48,602 Oh, Rex, they can't see me here. 678 00:44:48,603 --> 00:44:50,937 I'm the cattle baron's daughter. 679 00:44:50,938 --> 00:44:52,440 - You are? - Mm-hmm. 680 00:44:53,566 --> 00:44:55,483 Mr. Rex. 681 00:44:55,484 --> 00:44:56,569 Over here! 682 00:44:57,987 --> 00:44:58,988 Over here! 683 00:45:02,825 --> 00:45:03,993 Hello. 684 00:45:05,328 --> 00:45:06,162 Hello. 685 00:45:06,162 --> 00:45:07,162 - Hello. - Hello. 686 00:45:08,331 --> 00:45:11,499 Uh, we're a little informal tonight. 687 00:45:11,500 --> 00:45:14,252 I wasn't expecting you till tomorrow. 688 00:45:14,253 --> 00:45:16,004 You knew we were coming? 689 00:45:16,005 --> 00:45:17,589 He knows the future. 690 00:45:17,590 --> 00:45:20,050 Uh, well, why don't you come on in. 691 00:45:20,051 --> 00:45:21,760 Just grab a seat anywhere. 692 00:45:21,761 --> 00:45:23,887 - Thank you. - Anywhere you like. 693 00:45:23,888 --> 00:45:25,973 Fine, fine. Good, good. 694 00:45:30,394 --> 00:45:32,562 Mr. Rex, we need your help. 695 00:45:32,563 --> 00:45:34,690 - I know. - You do? 696 00:45:36,317 --> 00:45:38,653 Yesterday, in the bar, they shot my son. 697 00:45:39,820 --> 00:45:41,738 I'm sorry, I didn't know he was your son. 698 00:45:41,739 --> 00:45:46,451 Oh, please, Mr. Rex, you must help us! 699 00:45:46,452 --> 00:45:48,536 You are our only hope! 700 00:45:48,537 --> 00:45:49,372 I understand. 701 00:45:49,373 --> 00:45:51,539 Without you, we are doomed! 702 00:45:51,540 --> 00:45:52,582 I know. 703 00:45:52,583 --> 00:45:54,376 Doomed, I tell you! Doomed! 704 00:45:54,377 --> 00:45:56,544 Okay, he gets it. Okay? 705 00:45:56,545 --> 00:45:58,546 What the hell's wrong with you? 706 00:45:58,547 --> 00:46:01,216 - Uh, sir. - Me? 707 00:46:01,217 --> 00:46:02,801 Yes. Don't worry. 708 00:46:02,802 --> 00:46:03,969 I'm gonna help you. 709 00:46:03,970 --> 00:46:05,720 Someone like me always helped you, 710 00:46:05,721 --> 00:46:07,807 is helping you, and always will help you. 711 00:46:10,726 --> 00:46:11,686 What? 712 00:46:11,687 --> 00:46:14,354 Excuse me, what is this? 713 00:46:14,355 --> 00:46:17,065 - It's just a root. - Mm. 714 00:46:17,066 --> 00:46:19,402 From now on, I'm the town root junkie. 715 00:46:20,486 --> 00:46:22,153 - Sir. - What? 716 00:46:22,154 --> 00:46:23,154 I think you should know 717 00:46:23,155 --> 00:46:25,908 that cattlemen have joined forces with the railroad guys. 718 00:46:27,285 --> 00:46:28,493 If you scream one more time, 719 00:46:28,494 --> 00:46:29,453 I'm gonna tear your heart out. 720 00:46:29,454 --> 00:46:30,912 Do you hear me? 721 00:46:30,913 --> 00:46:33,081 Sir, I cannot defeat the cattlemen 722 00:46:33,082 --> 00:46:35,250 and the railroad guys by myself. 723 00:46:35,251 --> 00:46:37,544 I'm gonna need the help of every sheepherder. 724 00:46:37,545 --> 00:46:41,006 Oh, no, Mr. Rex, we don't fight. 725 00:46:41,007 --> 00:46:43,008 We don't believe in that. 726 00:46:43,009 --> 00:46:46,136 Let the old men who start the wars fight the wars. 727 00:46:46,137 --> 00:46:47,804 That's our motto. 728 00:46:47,805 --> 00:46:50,265 Well, I'll fight them by myself. 729 00:46:50,266 --> 00:46:51,975 It's not a big problem. 730 00:46:51,976 --> 00:46:53,685 No, you won't! 731 00:46:53,686 --> 00:46:55,270 I'll fight 'em with you. 732 00:46:55,271 --> 00:46:57,188 - You and me together, Rex. - No. 733 00:46:57,189 --> 00:47:01,568 Oh, give him a break, Rex. He wants it so much. 734 00:47:01,569 --> 00:47:02,944 You know what I'm saying? 735 00:47:02,945 --> 00:47:04,195 Oh, please! 736 00:47:04,196 --> 00:47:06,656 Then let him fight. He wants to fight. 737 00:47:06,657 --> 00:47:08,116 He's a young man. Let him fight. 738 00:47:08,117 --> 00:47:08,951 - Come on. - You need somebody. 739 00:47:08,952 --> 00:47:10,285 Do something different for a change. 740 00:47:10,286 --> 00:47:11,328 Look, I'm the only one here 741 00:47:11,329 --> 00:47:12,495 that knows what's gonna happen. 742 00:47:12,496 --> 00:47:14,164 He said he wants to fight. Let him fight. 743 00:47:14,165 --> 00:47:17,793 He's a young man. 744 00:47:20,880 --> 00:47:23,799 And that's how me and Rex actually got together. 745 00:47:24,759 --> 00:47:27,053 I'll never forget that next day. 746 00:47:43,402 --> 00:47:45,737 I think at first, he was trying to get rid of me. 747 00:47:45,738 --> 00:47:46,738 Come on. 748 00:47:48,074 --> 00:47:51,159 You wanna be a sidekick, you gotta learn the ropes. 749 00:47:51,160 --> 00:47:53,579 Okay, Rex. Okay. 750 00:47:58,793 --> 00:48:00,169 Good. Very good. 751 00:48:01,504 --> 00:48:03,254 Thank you. 752 00:48:03,255 --> 00:48:06,008 Thank you very much. 753 00:48:28,239 --> 00:48:31,325 Okay. 754 00:48:41,585 --> 00:48:44,004 ♪ Yodelayhee ♪ 755 00:48:48,884 --> 00:48:51,719 But later, he and I wrote a song together, 756 00:48:51,720 --> 00:48:54,347 and because I could sing real good, 757 00:48:54,348 --> 00:48:56,142 I started winning him over. 758 00:48:57,601 --> 00:48:58,601 That's great. Great chords. 759 00:48:58,602 --> 00:49:00,354 - Let's do it again. - Okay. 760 00:49:02,106 --> 00:49:06,609 ♪ I'l getby ♪ 761 00:49:06,610 --> 00:49:11,030 ♪ I'll wait until the rivers run dry ♪ 762 00:49:11,031 --> 00:49:13,992 ♪ If it takes a million years, girl, ♪ 763 00:49:13,993 --> 00:49:17,662 ♪ 1 will know a million years ♪ 764 00:49:17,663 --> 00:49:20,748 ♪ Can't come too soon ♪ 765 00:49:20,749 --> 00:49:25,754 ♪ Somehow, somewhere ♪ 766 00:49:26,213 --> 00:49:31,092 ♪ Our eyes will meet and then I'm there ♪ 767 00:49:31,093 --> 00:49:35,889 ♪ The sparks will set A magic night on fire ♪ 768 00:49:35,890 --> 00:49:39,851 ♪ And I'll lasso you ♪ 769 00:49:39,852 --> 00:49:42,104 ♪ The moon ♪ 770 00:49:50,446 --> 00:49:51,947 That's terrific. 771 00:49:52,907 --> 00:49:57,202 Great! 772 00:49:57,203 --> 00:49:59,078 Come on, come on. We're going for a swim. 773 00:49:59,079 --> 00:50:00,371 I don't know, Rex. 774 00:50:00,372 --> 00:50:02,290 Aw, there's nothing to it. 775 00:50:02,291 --> 00:50:04,835 - I'm a little nervous. - It's just water. 776 00:50:18,641 --> 00:50:22,435 I really had no idea what this job was all about. 777 00:50:22,436 --> 00:50:24,480 It's not easy. 778 00:50:30,277 --> 00:50:32,529 I'll tell you, Rex, 779 00:50:32,530 --> 00:50:36,951 if it wasn't for these roots, I bet I'd be sore all over. 780 00:50:39,495 --> 00:50:40,913 Well, time to hit the sack. 781 00:50:42,373 --> 00:50:43,831 Night, Peter. 782 00:50:43,832 --> 00:50:45,292 Pleasant dreams, Rex. 783 00:50:46,835 --> 00:50:47,835 - Hey, Rex. - Hmm? 784 00:50:52,049 --> 00:50:53,383 It's a silly question, I guess, 785 00:50:53,384 --> 00:50:56,262 but do you really know the future? 786 00:50:58,013 --> 00:51:00,307 - Yes. - Wanna explain that? 787 00:51:05,604 --> 00:51:07,981 I told you, all those towns are the same. 788 00:51:07,982 --> 00:51:08,982 Yeah. 789 00:51:10,025 --> 00:51:15,030 Well, the same thing keeps happening in all these towns. 790 00:51:16,824 --> 00:51:20,201 The bad guys, who are usually rich for some reason, 791 00:51:20,202 --> 00:51:21,995 are always taking advantage of the good guys, 792 00:51:21,996 --> 00:51:23,038 who are usually poor. 793 00:51:24,373 --> 00:51:27,667 I ride into town and join forces with the good guys, 794 00:51:27,668 --> 00:51:30,295 defeat the bad guys, and then I ride out. 795 00:51:30,296 --> 00:51:31,296 Over and over. 796 00:51:33,132 --> 00:51:34,425 It's my karma, I guess. 797 00:51:35,509 --> 00:51:36,509 Your what? 798 00:51:38,095 --> 00:51:41,222 Uh, try to get some sleep, Peter. 799 00:51:41,223 --> 00:51:42,600 Tomorrow's the big shootout. 800 00:51:43,642 --> 00:51:44,685 Okay. 801 00:51:51,859 --> 00:51:55,028 - Shootout? - Mm-hmm. 802 00:51:55,029 --> 00:51:56,195 Rex, look, look. 803 00:51:56,196 --> 00:51:59,282 I painted a circle around Isabel's eye. What do you think? 804 00:51:59,283 --> 00:52:01,075 I think you're weird. 805 00:52:01,076 --> 00:52:04,622 Rex, about this shootout, what are your plans? 806 00:52:05,956 --> 00:52:07,332 Oh, I don't know. 807 00:52:07,333 --> 00:52:10,252 I guess I'll shoot the guns out of their hands. 808 00:52:13,422 --> 00:52:17,467 Well, uh, h... how many will there be? 809 00:52:17,468 --> 00:52:18,468 I don't know. 810 00:52:19,386 --> 00:52:22,305 Don't know? I thought you knew the future. 811 00:52:22,306 --> 00:52:23,306 Only in general. 812 00:52:24,058 --> 00:52:26,976 In general? No specifics? 813 00:52:26,977 --> 00:52:28,561 Mm-mm. 814 00:52:28,562 --> 00:52:30,897 Maybe I should buy me a steel helmet or something. 815 00:52:30,898 --> 00:52:32,941 You wanted the sidekick job. 816 00:52:43,577 --> 00:52:45,328 I don't see anybody. 817 00:52:45,329 --> 00:52:46,372 This is it. 818 00:53:05,683 --> 00:53:07,017 Holy mackerel. 819 00:53:14,900 --> 00:53:15,901 I made a mistake. 820 00:53:17,778 --> 00:53:19,154 We can't beat this many men. 821 00:53:20,656 --> 00:53:21,656 Now? 822 00:53:22,658 --> 00:53:24,284 Now you realize that? 823 00:53:25,369 --> 00:53:27,829 I mean, damn, Rex. 824 00:53:27,830 --> 00:53:29,747 For a guy who knows the future- 825 00:53:29,748 --> 00:53:31,083 There's too many of them. 826 00:53:32,084 --> 00:53:33,626 Usually 40% chicken out. 827 00:53:33,627 --> 00:53:36,295 I didn't think they'd have this good a good turnout. 828 00:53:36,296 --> 00:53:38,089 What are we gonna do? 829 00:53:38,090 --> 00:53:40,550 I'm thinking. 830 00:53:40,551 --> 00:53:42,928 Good. Good. 831 00:53:43,887 --> 00:53:47,515 Everyone whose birthday occurs on an even-numbered day, 832 00:53:47,516 --> 00:53:48,975 aim at Rex. 833 00:53:48,976 --> 00:53:52,604 Everyone with an odd-numbered birthday, aim at the nerd. 834 00:53:54,440 --> 00:53:56,149 I'm gonna try and distract 'em. 835 00:53:56,150 --> 00:53:58,317 When I give you the word, you ride away. 836 00:53:58,318 --> 00:53:59,819 No problem. 837 00:53:59,820 --> 00:54:02,155 Ready, aim- 838 00:54:02,156 --> 00:54:03,281 Let me do it. Let me do it. 839 00:54:03,282 --> 00:54:05,492 - I want to do it. - Fine, I don't care. 840 00:54:06,410 --> 00:54:09,036 Ready! 841 00:54:09,037 --> 00:54:10,037 Aim! 842 00:54:51,955 --> 00:54:53,624 Oh, he is very good. 843 00:55:18,899 --> 00:55:20,733 I wish my horse could do that. 844 00:55:20,734 --> 00:55:21,734 Me too. 845 00:55:34,081 --> 00:55:35,415 Let's get out of here. 846 00:55:36,750 --> 00:55:38,376 Take off! 847 00:55:38,377 --> 00:55:39,377 Now! 848 00:55:42,798 --> 00:55:44,216 Yeehaw! 849 00:55:46,844 --> 00:55:49,720 Well don't just stand there. After them, men! 850 00:55:49,721 --> 00:55:51,097 We can't go after them, Colonel. 851 00:55:51,098 --> 00:55:53,307 We're up here on this ridge. 852 00:55:53,308 --> 00:55:54,308 Gee whiz! 853 00:55:55,018 --> 00:55:56,562 You told us to get up here. 854 00:55:58,272 --> 00:55:59,398 We need to talk. 855 00:56:00,274 --> 00:56:02,900 This is really embarrassing. 856 00:56:02,901 --> 00:56:05,611 Ha! Whoa, go, Isabel! 857 00:56:05,612 --> 00:56:08,865 This sort of thing drove the bad guys crazy. 858 00:56:08,866 --> 00:56:10,867 And they did everything they could think of 859 00:56:10,868 --> 00:56:11,952 to get rid of us. 860 00:56:17,332 --> 00:56:18,416 Of course, it never worked. 861 00:56:18,417 --> 00:56:19,542 Wow. 862 00:56:19,543 --> 00:56:21,128 Because in the first place, 863 00:56:21,169 --> 00:56:23,880 Rex always knew what they were gonna do before they did it. 864 00:56:23,881 --> 00:56:24,881 Hey! 865 00:56:27,217 --> 00:56:30,345 Good night, boys. See you tomorrow. 866 00:56:32,472 --> 00:56:34,056 And in the second place, 867 00:56:34,057 --> 00:56:37,311 they were the bad guys, so they couldn't win. 868 00:56:42,482 --> 00:56:44,109 - Jud. - Yes, sir. 869 00:56:45,694 --> 00:56:47,446 Throw another faggot on the fire. 870 00:56:51,533 --> 00:56:53,200 What? 871 00:56:53,201 --> 00:56:56,037 Another log. Throw another log on the fire. 872 00:56:56,038 --> 00:56:58,456 Oh. Yes, sir, right away. 873 00:56:58,457 --> 00:56:59,457 Hey. 874 00:57:01,043 --> 00:57:03,711 - We know one thing. - What? 875 00:57:03,712 --> 00:57:07,924 - Brute force doesn't work. - He always outsmarts us. 876 00:57:07,925 --> 00:57:08,925 That's right. 877 00:57:09,676 --> 00:57:12,971 That means we've got to outsmart him. 878 00:57:16,391 --> 00:57:21,270 The problem is, we are bad and he's good, 879 00:57:21,271 --> 00:57:23,731 so he always beats us. 880 00:57:23,732 --> 00:57:24,775 That's the problem. 881 00:57:28,946 --> 00:57:30,739 - Wait a minute. - What? 882 00:57:31,573 --> 00:57:32,573 That's it. 883 00:57:33,492 --> 00:57:34,326 I've got it! 884 00:57:34,326 --> 00:57:35,326 Got what? 885 00:57:36,703 --> 00:57:39,081 A truly great idea! 886 00:57:45,379 --> 00:57:48,714 What the colonel had was a truly great idea. 887 00:57:48,715 --> 00:57:50,633 Of course all we knew, at the time, 888 00:57:50,634 --> 00:57:52,093 was what usually happened. 889 00:57:52,094 --> 00:57:54,470 The bad guys would get a hired gun 890 00:57:54,471 --> 00:57:56,180 and a shootout would follow. 891 00:57:56,181 --> 00:57:59,518 But I could tell Rex was getting a little edgy. 892 00:58:01,645 --> 00:58:05,273 It was like he knew something was going to happen 893 00:58:06,108 --> 00:58:08,235 that hadn't happened before. 894 00:58:10,529 --> 00:58:13,364 - When is the showdown? - What? 895 00:58:13,365 --> 00:58:15,658 When's this guy gonna come to town? 896 00:58:15,659 --> 00:58:17,536 Tomorrow. I fight him tomorrow. 897 00:58:19,496 --> 00:58:20,414 Well, what do you wanna do now? 898 00:58:20,415 --> 00:58:23,666 You wanna, you wanna go swimming or iron shirts? 899 00:58:23,667 --> 00:58:26,961 Huh? Swim or shirts? 900 00:58:26,962 --> 00:58:29,296 Uh, you back to camp, Peter. I need some time alone. 901 00:58:29,297 --> 00:58:32,425 - Aw, come on, Rex. - I need some me time. 902 00:58:32,426 --> 00:58:34,260 "Me time"? 903 00:58:34,261 --> 00:58:38,389 Hey, hey, how about I have the girls out, huh? 904 00:58:38,390 --> 00:58:39,640 No. 905 00:58:39,641 --> 00:58:41,018 Don't you like girls, Rex? 906 00:58:41,059 --> 00:58:44,396 Yes! Yes, I like them very much. 907 00:58:45,772 --> 00:58:47,190 I'll see you tonight, Peter. 908 00:58:48,650 --> 00:58:49,651 So long, Rex. 909 00:58:57,075 --> 00:58:58,285 On, Wildfire, on! 910 00:59:16,845 --> 00:59:19,972 ♪ A saddle for my home ♪ 911 00:59:19,973 --> 00:59:20,807 ♪ Yodelayhee ♪ 912 00:59:20,808 --> 00:59:22,767 All right, let's take it on home, Miss Tracy. 913 00:59:22,768 --> 00:59:27,521 ♪ Yodelayhee, Yodelayhee ♪ 914 00:59:27,522 --> 00:59:30,108 ♪ ll ride alone ♪ 915 00:59:35,322 --> 00:59:36,405 I was good that time. 916 00:59:36,406 --> 00:59:38,992 We're gonna finally get this thing right. Hi, Rex. 917 00:59:41,787 --> 00:59:45,082 Hey, Rex, how's tricks? You know, tricks. 918 00:59:46,458 --> 00:59:47,584 What's going on here? 919 00:59:50,087 --> 00:59:51,087 Rex. 920 00:59:52,672 --> 00:59:54,256 I was lonely. 921 00:59:54,257 --> 00:59:56,133 You were lonely? 922 00:59:56,134 --> 00:59:58,385 You don't know what lonely is, sport. 923 00:59:58,386 --> 00:59:59,846 May I have my guitar, please? 924 01:00:04,935 --> 01:00:07,770 I don't suppose you know my mother gave me this guitar 925 01:00:07,771 --> 01:00:10,564 and I hold the copyright on that song you were singing. 926 01:00:10,565 --> 01:00:11,775 No, I, I didn't. 927 01:00:12,901 --> 01:00:15,112 This is my campsite. I live here. 928 01:00:16,113 --> 01:00:17,571 I'm the one who found the spot. 929 01:00:17,572 --> 01:00:20,533 I'm the one who put the rocks in a circle to make a fire. 930 01:00:20,534 --> 01:00:22,368 Rex, I am completely out of line- 931 01:00:22,369 --> 01:00:23,161 That's right. 932 01:00:23,162 --> 01:00:24,496 And it won't ever happen again. 933 01:00:25,413 --> 01:00:27,374 Correct. It won't, Peter. 934 01:00:32,129 --> 01:00:36,006 Relax, Rex, we all just had a root. 935 01:00:36,007 --> 01:00:39,552 You know, root. 936 01:00:39,553 --> 01:00:42,096 Oh, good, my roots! 937 01:00:42,097 --> 01:00:44,933 Go ahead, eat them all. Have a big old time. 938 01:00:46,601 --> 01:00:48,353 But you're gonna have to excuse me. 939 01:00:49,437 --> 01:00:51,231 Some of us have a gunfight tomorrow. 940 01:00:56,069 --> 01:01:01,074 Girls, um, I, I think you, uh, better get dressed and go. 941 01:01:01,241 --> 01:01:02,325 He's not himself. 942 01:01:12,085 --> 01:01:13,085 Rex? 943 01:01:14,963 --> 01:01:15,963 Go home, Peter. 944 01:01:19,801 --> 01:01:20,801 Okay. 945 01:01:21,928 --> 01:01:23,430 Okay, I'm fired. 946 01:01:25,015 --> 01:01:26,015 I deserve it. 947 01:01:29,394 --> 01:01:31,938 But, but I just want to say one thing. 948 01:01:33,690 --> 01:01:36,193 I hope you shoot Mr. Barber in both hands. 949 01:01:37,152 --> 01:01:38,862 - Who? - Barber. 950 01:01:40,030 --> 01:01:42,615 - Bob Barber. - Bob Barber? 951 01:01:42,616 --> 01:01:45,492 Yeah, that's what the colonel's daughter called him. 952 01:01:45,493 --> 01:01:48,412 Not, uh, Bad Bob Barber? 953 01:01:48,413 --> 01:01:50,497 Bothersome Bob Barber? 954 01:01:50,498 --> 01:01:52,333 Bob "The Butcher" Barber? 955 01:01:52,334 --> 01:01:53,501 No. 956 01:01:54,711 --> 01:01:56,421 No, just Bob. 957 01:01:57,964 --> 01:02:01,592 Oh. 958 01:02:01,593 --> 01:02:03,511 Look, I'll see you later. 959 01:02:06,181 --> 01:02:07,349 It's been fun. 960 01:02:59,484 --> 01:03:04,489 ♪ I can see by your outfit that you are a cowboy ♪ 961 01:03:05,782 --> 01:03:10,245 ♪ You can see by my outfit I'm a cowboy t- ♪ 962 01:03:32,350 --> 01:03:33,935 Hello, Rex. 963 01:03:34,936 --> 01:03:36,980 Bob? Bob Barber? 964 01:03:41,484 --> 01:03:42,484 Yep. 965 01:03:47,324 --> 01:03:49,868 Though some folks call me Wrangler Bob Barber. 966 01:03:52,078 --> 01:03:54,747 Oh. Nice ouffit. 967 01:03:54,748 --> 01:03:56,958 Thanks. So is yours. 968 01:03:59,544 --> 01:04:01,420 Just something I threw together. 969 01:04:01,421 --> 01:04:02,421 Same here. 970 01:04:03,882 --> 01:04:06,216 You don't, uh, wear the same outfit every day? 971 01:04:06,217 --> 01:04:09,345 Nah, that's boring. 972 01:04:09,346 --> 01:04:10,346 Yeah. 973 01:04:11,473 --> 01:04:13,308 Ever face another good guy before? 974 01:04:14,893 --> 01:04:16,185 No. 975 01:04:16,186 --> 01:04:17,186 Me neither. 976 01:04:18,563 --> 01:04:20,647 Kinda makes you wonder what'll happen. 977 01:04:20,648 --> 01:04:23,151 I guess the good guy will win, just like always. 978 01:04:24,361 --> 01:04:27,279 Yep. Except we're both good guys. 979 01:04:27,280 --> 01:04:29,699 Then I reckon the most good good guy will win. 980 01:04:30,742 --> 01:04:32,701 That's the way I figure too. 981 01:04:32,702 --> 01:04:33,702 Yep. 982 01:04:57,435 --> 01:04:59,478 You can't beat me, Bob. 983 01:04:59,479 --> 01:05:02,022 You work for the colonels and that makes me the most good. 984 01:05:02,023 --> 01:05:03,649 I don't see how I can lose. 985 01:05:03,650 --> 01:05:06,986 Yeah. But I don't drink whiskey with hair in it. 986 01:05:07,904 --> 01:05:09,822 Me neither. I just buy it. 987 01:05:09,823 --> 01:05:11,573 And I don't have the colonel's daughter, 988 01:05:11,574 --> 01:05:13,033 who's practically a minor, 989 01:05:13,034 --> 01:05:15,327 out to my campsite after dark. 990 01:05:15,328 --> 01:05:18,497 Well, that was wrong, I admit but- 991 01:05:18,498 --> 01:05:20,290 In the company of a known prostitute 992 01:05:20,291 --> 01:05:22,043 and a notorious alcoholic. 993 01:05:23,169 --> 01:05:25,421 Yeah, you see, but they- 994 01:05:25,422 --> 01:05:26,548 True or false? 995 01:05:28,258 --> 01:05:29,134 True, but- 996 01:05:29,135 --> 01:05:30,676 And there were drugs present? 997 01:05:30,677 --> 01:05:32,219 Well, you could say that, yeah- 998 01:05:32,220 --> 01:05:33,054 Yes or no? 999 01:05:33,055 --> 01:05:35,264 Yes! What are you, a lawyer? 1000 01:05:35,265 --> 01:05:36,349 Used to be, yeah. 1001 01:05:37,517 --> 01:05:41,229 Now look, I know this all sounds bad, but it's- 1002 01:05:41,271 --> 01:05:42,646 You did all this stuff, 1003 01:05:42,647 --> 01:05:45,065 and you still call yourself a good guy? 1004 01:05:45,066 --> 01:05:47,569 Yeah. Yeah, you're damn right I do. 1005 01:05:48,528 --> 01:05:49,653 You don't have to curse. 1006 01:05:49,654 --> 01:05:52,114 I'll curse if I want to! 1007 01:05:52,115 --> 01:05:54,616 Damn, damn, hell, damn, 1008 01:05:54,617 --> 01:05:58,621 tee-tee, doo-doo. 1009 01:06:00,874 --> 01:06:03,083 Now hold on there, little buckaroos. 1010 01:06:03,084 --> 01:06:04,751 You can't be hearing language like that. 1011 01:06:04,752 --> 01:06:06,253 Get on back to school. 1012 01:06:06,254 --> 01:06:08,506 Obey your teachers and study really hard. 1013 01:06:10,091 --> 01:06:11,091 Nice going. 1014 01:06:12,093 --> 01:06:15,472 I also understand you're 31, single, and don't even date. 1015 01:06:16,681 --> 01:06:18,557 - What? - The colonel told me. 1016 01:06:18,558 --> 01:06:20,184 What exactly are you getting at? 1017 01:06:20,185 --> 01:06:21,226 Nothing. 1018 01:06:21,227 --> 01:06:24,062 Except we both know in order to be a good guy, 1019 01:06:24,063 --> 01:06:26,440 you gotta be a confident heterosexual. 1020 01:06:26,441 --> 01:06:27,524 A what? 1021 01:06:27,525 --> 01:06:29,027 A confident heterosexual. 1022 01:06:29,903 --> 01:06:31,904 Well, of course I know that. Everybody knows that. 1023 01:06:31,905 --> 01:06:34,823 Come on, let's draw. I'm gonna shoot you in both hands. 1024 01:06:34,824 --> 01:06:36,241 Okay. 1025 01:06:36,242 --> 01:06:38,744 Since we're both good guys, neither of us can draw first. 1026 01:06:38,745 --> 01:06:40,245 I'll count down from five. 1027 01:06:40,246 --> 01:06:41,246 Let's go. 1028 01:06:42,081 --> 01:06:44,333 Five, four... 1029 01:06:44,334 --> 01:06:46,877 You said, "A confident heterosexual"? 1030 01:06:46,878 --> 01:06:47,878 Yes. 1031 01:06:49,964 --> 01:06:52,382 I thought it was just a heterosexual. 1032 01:06:52,383 --> 01:06:54,551 No, no. It's a confident heterosexual. 1033 01:06:54,552 --> 01:06:56,179 - You're sure? - I'm sure. 1034 01:06:58,723 --> 01:06:59,766 I didn't know that. 1035 01:07:01,726 --> 01:07:02,560 Hmm. 1036 01:07:02,561 --> 01:07:04,061 Well, don't worry, Rex, I'm not gonna hurt you. 1037 01:07:04,062 --> 01:07:06,814 I'm just gonna shoot the guns out of your hands. 1038 01:07:09,567 --> 01:07:11,318 Rather you shoot me in the heart. 1039 01:07:11,319 --> 01:07:12,654 You know I can't do that. 1040 01:07:13,696 --> 01:07:14,696 Five. 1041 01:07:15,615 --> 01:07:17,408 - Four. - Confident. 1042 01:07:18,868 --> 01:07:19,868 Three. 1043 01:07:20,954 --> 01:07:22,789 - Two. - Wait a minute. Hold it. 1044 01:07:23,998 --> 01:07:27,585 Uh, I can't fight you today. 1045 01:07:28,962 --> 01:07:33,967 Uh, I, I'll fight you tomorrow or maybe Thursday. 1046 01:07:34,133 --> 01:07:36,553 Yeah, Thursday'd be good. I'll see you then. 1047 01:07:54,028 --> 01:07:57,614 And Rex backed down, first time ever. 1048 01:07:57,615 --> 01:08:00,117 And right away, everybody got down on him. 1049 01:08:00,118 --> 01:08:01,118 Coward! 1050 01:08:02,328 --> 01:08:04,705 Pervert! 1051 01:08:04,706 --> 01:08:05,706 Libertine! 1052 01:08:07,750 --> 01:08:09,626 You know how people are. 1053 01:08:09,627 --> 01:08:11,587 They're probably like this in your hometown. 1054 01:08:11,588 --> 01:08:13,338 Freethinker! 1055 01:08:13,339 --> 01:08:16,426 Homo! 1056 01:08:26,394 --> 01:08:27,394 No! 1057 01:08:28,646 --> 01:08:29,731 No! Hey, you! 1058 01:08:31,566 --> 01:08:32,566 Never mind. 1059 01:08:34,611 --> 01:08:38,156 Hey, you! You can't talk to my friend like that! 1060 01:08:49,083 --> 01:08:51,544 Well, what are you gonna do? 1061 01:08:52,545 --> 01:08:53,545 Where will you go? 1062 01:08:54,380 --> 01:08:55,380 I don't know. 1063 01:08:56,591 --> 01:08:58,509 I'm certainly not the good guy anymore. 1064 01:08:59,594 --> 01:09:03,096 I guess the first thing I'll do is get some new clothes. 1065 01:09:03,097 --> 01:09:04,974 Understated stuff, lots of browns. 1066 01:09:07,393 --> 01:09:09,978 Then I guess I'll have to sell Wildfire. 1067 01:09:09,979 --> 01:09:10,979 What? 1068 01:09:11,689 --> 01:09:14,566 I have to. He's too good a horse for me now. 1069 01:09:14,567 --> 01:09:16,736 Hey. Hey, Rex. 1070 01:09:17,737 --> 01:09:19,905 Let's get the targets and go practice. What do you say? 1071 01:09:19,906 --> 01:09:23,116 Peter. Practice doesn't have anything to do with it. 1072 01:09:23,117 --> 01:09:24,826 It's all psychological. 1073 01:09:24,827 --> 01:09:25,869 If you're confident, you win. 1074 01:09:25,870 --> 01:09:27,245 If you're not confident, you lose. 1075 01:09:27,246 --> 01:09:28,288 And I'm not confident. 1076 01:09:28,289 --> 01:09:29,624 About what? 1077 01:09:30,667 --> 01:09:31,918 About, about... 1078 01:09:34,045 --> 01:09:35,295 Look, you know what my life is like. 1079 01:09:35,296 --> 01:09:36,756 I'm on the road all the time. 1080 01:09:37,715 --> 01:09:41,301 So, you know, I kiss the girls, and then I leave. 1081 01:09:41,302 --> 01:09:44,138 And that's all I do. I just kiss 'em. 1082 01:09:44,180 --> 01:09:45,973 It never gets any further than that. 1083 01:09:47,558 --> 01:09:48,558 This is 1884. 1084 01:09:48,559 --> 01:09:51,144 You gotta date and date and date and date, 1085 01:09:51,145 --> 01:09:52,688 and sometimes marry them even, 1086 01:09:52,689 --> 01:09:54,982 before they'll, you know. 1087 01:09:57,276 --> 01:09:58,945 W... w... w... wait a minute. 1088 01:09:59,904 --> 01:10:03,700 Y- you mean, you've never...? 1089 01:10:04,867 --> 01:10:05,867 Never. 1090 01:10:07,995 --> 01:10:09,914 My God, Rex. 1091 01:10:11,165 --> 01:10:12,875 You are a good guy. 1092 01:10:16,963 --> 01:10:17,964 He wouldn't fight. 1093 01:10:18,965 --> 01:10:20,298 He's scared. 1094 01:10:20,299 --> 01:10:22,509 It's a combination of guilt and insecurity 1095 01:10:22,510 --> 01:10:24,720 and it's obvious that he's not at all 1096 01:10:24,721 --> 01:10:26,430 at home with his sexuality. 1097 01:10:26,431 --> 01:10:28,307 - What? - His sexuality. 1098 01:10:30,643 --> 01:10:34,814 Well, that definitely finishes him as a good guy. 1099 01:10:36,023 --> 01:10:38,568 You can't be a good guy and scared. 1100 01:10:40,278 --> 01:10:42,404 I'm not so sure. 1101 01:10:42,405 --> 01:10:45,074 I want him taken care of permanently. 1102 01:10:46,200 --> 01:10:48,660 Bob, you've got to go out and get him. 1103 01:10:48,661 --> 01:10:49,911 I can't. 1104 01:10:49,912 --> 01:10:51,872 If he's backed down, I can't go after him. 1105 01:10:51,873 --> 01:10:53,082 It wouldn't be nice. 1106 01:10:55,334 --> 01:10:57,420 Then we've got to draw him back to you. 1107 01:10:58,337 --> 01:10:59,337 How? 1108 01:11:01,174 --> 01:11:03,925 Do something despicable to him. 1109 01:11:03,926 --> 01:11:07,888 Something so rotten he'll have to come back in. 1110 01:11:07,889 --> 01:11:10,640 Naturally, I can't have a hand in any of that. 1111 01:11:10,641 --> 01:11:11,809 Of course, of course. 1112 01:11:13,519 --> 01:11:15,438 - Cookie? - Thanks. 1113 01:11:18,775 --> 01:11:21,318 Rex must have known something was up, 1114 01:11:21,319 --> 01:11:25,238 because he took special precautions with my safety. 1115 01:11:25,239 --> 01:11:27,491 But he didn't care about himself. 1116 01:11:27,492 --> 01:11:29,702 He even threw away his guns. 1117 01:11:36,167 --> 01:11:40,337 True to their word, the bad guys did something despicable. 1118 01:11:40,338 --> 01:11:43,132 Something that really made Rex mad 1119 01:11:44,133 --> 01:11:46,218 and didn't amuse me much either. 1120 01:11:46,219 --> 01:11:47,219 Hey, drunk! 1121 01:11:55,102 --> 01:11:56,102 Peter! 1122 01:13:04,213 --> 01:13:05,631 On, Wildfire, on! 1123 01:13:20,229 --> 01:13:21,856 Oh, good morning, Mr. Rex. 1124 01:13:23,065 --> 01:13:25,483 Get your rifle and come with me. 1125 01:13:25,484 --> 01:13:28,153 - Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. - Rex. I cannot do that. 1126 01:13:28,154 --> 01:13:30,947 Let the old men who start the wars fight the wars. 1127 01:13:30,948 --> 01:13:33,742 Either you get your rifle and come with me, 1128 01:13:33,743 --> 01:13:35,453 or I'll shoot your wife in the shoulder. 1129 01:14:16,953 --> 01:14:17,953 Hyah! 1130 01:15:03,416 --> 01:15:05,166 He's coming! 1131 01:15:05,167 --> 01:15:07,586 He's coming! 1132 01:15:09,880 --> 01:15:12,090 And he's standing in the saddle! 1133 01:15:12,091 --> 01:15:13,801 Standing in the saddle? 1134 01:15:22,893 --> 01:15:23,936 It's not important. 1135 01:15:24,979 --> 01:15:27,565 It means nothing. He's just showing off. 1136 01:15:31,402 --> 01:15:34,030 It looks like he's brought some folks with him. 1137 01:16:24,371 --> 01:16:26,414 I'm back, Bob. 1138 01:16:26,415 --> 01:16:27,415 Morning, Rex. 1139 01:16:28,209 --> 01:16:29,210 Nice to see you. 1140 01:16:31,420 --> 01:16:32,797 Now! 1141 01:16:41,013 --> 01:16:42,013 Yeehaw! 1142 01:16:43,307 --> 01:16:46,435 Just like you said, Rex! Ah! 1143 01:16:51,148 --> 01:16:53,817 What?! Oh, now, wait just a minute here. 1144 01:16:53,818 --> 01:16:55,819 This really came out of the blue. 1145 01:16:55,820 --> 01:16:57,821 We shot that guy yesterday. 1146 01:16:57,822 --> 01:16:58,988 - Twice. - Twice! 1147 01:16:58,989 --> 01:17:01,659 - With shotguns. - I mean, come on! 1148 01:17:02,660 --> 01:17:04,577 You think Rex O'Herlihan doesn't know 1149 01:17:04,578 --> 01:17:06,538 that his sidekick always gets killed? 1150 01:17:06,539 --> 01:17:07,664 Huh!? Huh!? 1151 01:17:07,665 --> 01:17:09,791 Why do you think he didn't hire me right away? 1152 01:17:09,792 --> 01:17:13,962 Why do you think he made me wear this? Ha, ha! 1153 01:17:13,963 --> 01:17:16,047 Wake up, you jugheads. 1154 01:17:16,048 --> 01:17:19,509 He's always two steps ahead of guys like you. 1155 01:17:19,510 --> 01:17:21,136 Rex, I didn't know about the man on the roof. 1156 01:17:21,137 --> 01:17:23,180 I had absolutely nothing to do with this. 1157 01:17:24,974 --> 01:17:26,766 I don't approve of your actions here today. 1158 01:17:26,767 --> 01:17:28,477 We're gonna have to talk about it. 1159 01:17:30,729 --> 01:17:34,567 I'm tired of talking. 1160 01:17:38,445 --> 01:17:39,738 Wait a minute! Wait a minute! 1161 01:18:06,932 --> 01:18:10,853 Hold your fire! 1162 01:18:10,895 --> 01:18:12,104 Hold your fire! 1163 01:18:13,105 --> 01:18:14,814 No reason for anybody to get involved in this 1164 01:18:14,815 --> 01:18:16,192 except Bob and me. 1165 01:18:18,944 --> 01:18:20,446 Little late, big guy. 1166 01:18:23,657 --> 01:18:25,326 All my men are dead. 1167 01:18:26,285 --> 01:18:28,037 Every single one of them. 1168 01:18:28,996 --> 01:18:30,788 Who's going to build the railroad now? 1169 01:18:30,789 --> 01:18:32,957 Forget about the railroad. 1170 01:18:32,958 --> 01:18:35,168 Forget the railroad? 1171 01:18:35,169 --> 01:18:37,045 That's very simple for you to say. 1172 01:18:37,046 --> 01:18:40,632 - We'll talk later. - No. We'll talk now! 1173 01:18:40,633 --> 01:18:42,884 I think you are overbearing. 1174 01:18:42,885 --> 01:18:45,596 And I think he's boring. 1175 01:18:46,430 --> 01:18:49,183 And I wish I had never gotten involved in any of this. 1176 01:18:52,144 --> 01:18:53,479 Auf wiedersehen. 1177 01:18:58,275 --> 01:19:00,027 Well, Rex, you wanna call it off? 1178 01:19:01,278 --> 01:19:02,278 No. 1179 01:19:03,155 --> 01:19:05,783 You started this. I'm gonna finish it. 1180 01:19:09,161 --> 01:19:10,245 Five. 1181 01:19:10,246 --> 01:19:12,372 Still got the same problems. 1182 01:19:12,373 --> 01:19:13,414 Four. 1183 01:19:13,415 --> 01:19:14,958 We could just walk away from it. 1184 01:19:14,959 --> 01:19:16,459 Three. 1185 01:19:16,460 --> 01:19:17,294 Whatever you want. 1186 01:19:17,295 --> 01:19:19,712 - Two. - Violence is no solution. 1187 01:19:19,713 --> 01:19:20,714 One. 1188 01:19:42,987 --> 01:19:44,570 You're not a good guy at all. 1189 01:19:44,571 --> 01:19:47,157 I'm a lawyer, you idiot! 1190 01:19:57,376 --> 01:19:59,253 Rex. Rex. 1191 01:20:00,462 --> 01:20:02,006 You shot him in the head. 1192 01:20:02,923 --> 01:20:04,383 How do you feel about that? 1193 01:20:06,051 --> 01:20:07,094 I missed his hand. 1194 01:20:09,263 --> 01:20:10,347 Rex. Rex! 1195 01:20:11,473 --> 01:20:13,142 Rex, are you all right? 1196 01:20:14,059 --> 01:20:15,643 Yeah. 1197 01:20:15,644 --> 01:20:17,521 Just let me rest here for a while. 1198 01:20:18,897 --> 01:20:21,065 Gonna close my eyes. 1199 01:20:21,066 --> 01:20:22,483 Rex. 1200 01:20:22,484 --> 01:20:23,986 Rex, don't die on me. 1201 01:20:25,112 --> 01:20:27,405 Please, Rex, please! 1202 01:20:27,406 --> 01:20:28,866 I'll be all right, Peter. 1203 01:20:30,784 --> 01:20:32,368 Believe me, I know. 1204 01:20:32,369 --> 01:20:34,996 ♪ A-ooh ♪ 1205 01:20:34,997 --> 01:20:37,123 Hot diggity! 1206 01:20:37,124 --> 01:20:40,044 He's gonna be all right, everybody. He knows! 1207 01:20:47,217 --> 01:20:48,635 Excuse me. Excuse me. 1208 01:20:53,307 --> 01:20:54,307 Rex? 1209 01:20:56,602 --> 01:20:59,228 I can't help but feel a little responsible 1210 01:20:59,229 --> 01:21:00,773 for what's happened here today. 1211 01:21:02,107 --> 01:21:06,403 Would, um, would a totally sincere "sorry" do? 1212 01:21:07,738 --> 01:21:09,239 Well, it's a start, Colonel. 1213 01:21:10,324 --> 01:21:11,324 It's a good start. 1214 01:21:12,785 --> 01:21:13,827 Thanks, Rex. 1215 01:21:17,081 --> 01:21:19,374 - Boy, is he nice. - Let me through. 1216 01:21:19,375 --> 01:21:20,834 Let me through. I'm a doctor. 1217 01:21:22,920 --> 01:21:25,004 That leg's gonna have to come off for sure. 1218 01:21:25,005 --> 01:21:26,382 Take him to my office, boys. 1219 01:21:27,383 --> 01:21:30,176 Take it easy, you cow patties. Don't you hurt him! 1220 01:21:30,177 --> 01:21:31,344 - Peter? - Right here, Rex. 1221 01:21:31,345 --> 01:21:34,055 - Get me a root, quick. - On my way. 1222 01:21:34,056 --> 01:21:35,890 - Oh, Peter! - Yeah, Rex. 1223 01:21:35,891 --> 01:21:38,393 - I need a clean shirt. - Coming up. 1224 01:21:38,394 --> 01:21:39,769 A blue one. 1225 01:21:39,770 --> 01:21:42,647 The cobalt blue one with the white suede yokes and cuffs. 1226 01:21:42,648 --> 01:21:44,148 Right, Rex. 1227 01:21:44,149 --> 01:21:47,068 Not the turquoise one with the white fringe. 1228 01:21:47,069 --> 01:21:48,653 Oh, no, no, no. 1229 01:21:48,654 --> 01:21:50,738 Get out of the way! Get out of the way! 1230 01:21:50,739 --> 01:21:53,783 Hey, everybody, big party at my house! 1231 01:21:53,784 --> 01:21:55,910 Hey, hey, hey! 1232 01:21:55,911 --> 01:21:57,703 It's bring your own. It's bring your... 1233 01:21:57,704 --> 01:22:00,082 I'm serious, now. Bring your own! 1234 01:22:09,466 --> 01:22:12,093 These things always ended with a party. 1235 01:22:12,094 --> 01:22:14,178 All the main characters would show up. 1236 01:22:14,179 --> 01:22:15,721 Music would be playing. 1237 01:22:15,722 --> 01:22:19,100 Guys who were supposed to be dead would be walking around. 1238 01:22:19,101 --> 01:22:21,853 Yeah, everybody had a big old time. 1239 01:22:21,854 --> 01:22:25,149 I'm not gone two minutes, and you throw a party. 1240 01:22:25,190 --> 01:22:26,650 - Oh, Peter, listen. - Yeah? 1241 01:22:27,568 --> 01:22:28,818 I'd like you to get the colonels 1242 01:22:28,819 --> 01:22:30,987 and the ladies out front for me, please. 1243 01:22:30,988 --> 01:22:32,114 Sure. How come? 1244 01:22:32,990 --> 01:22:36,325 - Uh, I wanna say goodbye. - It's time I was moving on. 1245 01:22:36,326 --> 01:22:37,743 It's time we were moving on. 1246 01:22:37,744 --> 01:22:38,744 Ah, Peter. 1247 01:22:40,789 --> 01:22:43,458 Oakwood Estates is your home. You belong here. 1248 01:22:43,459 --> 01:22:46,419 Baloney! I'm going with you, Rex. 1249 01:22:46,420 --> 01:22:48,129 It's too dangerous. 1250 01:22:48,130 --> 01:22:49,464 Rex. Rex, I'll be all right. 1251 01:22:49,465 --> 01:22:51,466 I'll wear my bulletproof vest all the time. 1252 01:22:51,467 --> 01:22:52,508 Even when we go swimming. 1253 01:22:52,509 --> 01:22:55,344 Peter, Peter, we were lucky this time. 1254 01:22:55,345 --> 01:22:57,013 I can't have your death on my hands. 1255 01:22:57,014 --> 01:22:58,389 - Rex. - I couldn't deal with it, 1256 01:22:58,390 --> 01:23:00,642 so please don't make me. okay? 1257 01:23:04,897 --> 01:23:08,233 Well, uh, will you write? 1258 01:23:09,568 --> 01:23:10,819 Sure, of course I will. 1259 01:23:13,197 --> 01:23:14,197 Will you be back? 1260 01:23:15,324 --> 01:23:17,742 Hey, I'm on a circuit, aren't 1? 1261 01:23:17,743 --> 01:23:18,868 Yeah. 1262 01:23:18,869 --> 01:23:21,038 Okay, I'll meet you out front. 1263 01:23:24,625 --> 01:23:25,625 Yeah. 1264 01:23:27,377 --> 01:23:28,377 Okay. 1265 01:23:40,015 --> 01:23:41,349 So long, Colonel. 1266 01:23:41,350 --> 01:23:42,350 So long, Rex. 1267 01:23:50,776 --> 01:23:53,529 So long, silly dresser. I'm gonna miss you. 1268 01:24:04,248 --> 01:24:06,999 Oh, um, 1269 01:24:07,000 --> 01:24:09,002 we were in the doctor's office together, 1270 01:24:10,754 --> 01:24:12,089 we did more than just talk. 1271 01:24:14,091 --> 01:24:15,425 I'm, I'm getting better. 1272 01:24:25,852 --> 01:24:27,646 Now, is that perfect or what? 1273 01:24:30,857 --> 01:24:35,529 ♪ The last of the silver screen cowboys ♪ 1274 01:24:37,823 --> 01:24:40,867 Screw it! I'm going with him! 1275 01:24:45,289 --> 01:24:46,289 Adios, buckaroos! 1276 01:24:48,250 --> 01:24:49,750 I knew that would happen. 1277 01:24:49,751 --> 01:24:51,002 Oh, Daddy, we all did. 1278 01:24:51,003 --> 01:24:55,798 ♪ God knows, this is what America still needs ♪ 1279 01:24:55,799 --> 01:24:56,967 Rex! 1280 01:24:58,218 --> 01:25:03,223 ♪ The last of the silver screen cowboys ♪ 1281 01:25:04,933 --> 01:25:09,938 ♪ Standing tall for what he believes is right ♪ 1282 01:25:12,107 --> 01:25:15,026 ♪ Don't push him around ♪ 1283 01:25:15,027 --> 01:25:19,280 ♪ 'Cause more than one villian's found ♪ 1284 01:25:19,281 --> 01:25:24,244 ♪ That he don't back down from a fight ♪ 1285 01:25:26,288 --> 01:25:31,293 ♪ Roy and Trigger, we love you ♪ 1286 01:25:33,170 --> 01:25:38,175 ♪ And Hoppy, we saved up our dimes ♪ 1287 01:25:40,177 --> 01:25:45,140 ♪ For the Saturday double features ♪ 1288 01:25:47,100 --> 01:25:52,105 ♪ And we sat through both movies two times ♪ 1289 01:25:54,316 --> 01:25:59,321 ♪ Gene, Lash, and Rex were our heroes ♪ 1290 01:26:01,365 --> 01:26:06,370 ♪ We knew good would win in the end ♪ 1291 01:26:08,330 --> 01:26:13,335 ♪ If we could just turn back the pages ♪ 1292 01:26:36,858 --> 01:26:41,362 ♪ I know you're out there somewhere ♪ 1293 01:26:41,363 --> 01:26:46,368 ♪ 'Cause I've held you in my dreams ♪ 1294 01:26:46,785 --> 01:26:49,912 ♪ And I'm waitin' for ♪ 1295 01:26:49,913 --> 01:26:54,918 ♪ The day it all comes true ♪ 1296 01:26:59,047 --> 01:27:03,551 ♪ So close and yet so far away ♪ 1297 01:27:03,552 --> 01:27:08,557 ♪ You'll be more than just a dream some day ♪ 1298 01:27:10,142 --> 01:27:13,644 ♪ I'll hold you in my arms ♪ 1299 01:27:13,645 --> 01:27:18,650 ♪ But 'till I do ♪ 1300 01:27:21,027 --> 01:27:26,032 ♪ I'l getby ♪ 1301 01:27:26,199 --> 01:27:31,204 ♪ I'll wait until the rivers run dry ♪ 1302 01:27:31,413 --> 01:27:34,749 ♪ If it takes a million years, girl ♪ 1303 01:27:34,750 --> 01:27:38,377 ♪ 1 will know a million years ♪ 1304 01:27:38,378 --> 01:27:41,964 ♪ Can't come too soon ♪ 1305 01:27:41,965 --> 01:27:46,970 ♪ Somehow, somewhere ♪ 1306 01:27:48,221 --> 01:27:53,226 ♪ Our eyes will meet and then I'm there ♪ 1307 01:27:53,769 --> 01:27:58,732 ♪ The sparks will set a magic night on fire ♪ 1308 01:27:58,899 --> 01:28:03,819 ♪ And I'll lasso you ♪ 1309 01:28:03,820 --> 01:28:06,072 ♪ The moon ♪